Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
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flockz
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i guess today wasnt the best day to wear your purple pimp suit with your green wig.
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CCrunner2
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I guess he's not always good.
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xGolBLiiN
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that sucks FYL.
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NastyNinja31
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Robin needs to stop trying to b batman
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qyka
| 5
Totally
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CoconutMuffin
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i love how OP's name is "the joker?"!!!
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SuperPineApple
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Gotham City needs a new hero?
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Richard16
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goblin your profile pic looks like you would do something like that lol
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ilovepotatoes419
| 14
oh yeah
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CattyPurry
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batman's were just doing their job. what do you expect? you are The Joker(?)
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jennjdub
| 6
Batman #2! Toss me the shark repellent!!
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roflcopter423
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Batman is the hero Iowa deserves, not the one that it needs.
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xGolBLiiN
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why is everyone thumbing down my comment it is a FYL haha
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batman4eva3113
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dear u
u rock
u rock
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WellThatSucksMaj
| 0
Well, are you dressed as the joker?
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rallets
| 22
were they wearing hockey pads?
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enonymous
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1 - I applaud you for dressing up to replace Robin but The Cock does not strike fear into anyone and you have no utility belt
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pertained
| 12
One of them was a fake!
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wolflover44
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132 what about lesbians? I'm pretty sure cock may scare a few of them.
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enonymous
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138 lesbians loathe the cock. There is only one cock women fear. The African anaconda cock
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chuckychan
| 8
the night is always darkest before the dawn
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J1hill33
| 12
they lived long enough to see themselves become villains
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tatababe
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am I the only one who pictured OP as the joker
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kcircuses2
| 4
yes
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
Awww it wasn't superman? that suxxx... XD
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idontcare8l
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109- because if you wanna say FYL there's a button
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BagleHead
| 6
Maybe they were trying to tell you that they were orphans?
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CCrunner2
| 0
I guess he's not always good.
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iLOLatURpain69
| 7
Man I gave Bruce Wayne a valium and said 'Settle your fuckin' ass down, Im ready for combatman' Get it calm batman, nah
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genesisnirvana
| 11
OP could have looked like the Joker hence the reason he got attacked
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juicedboi
| 7
That is why you always wear your "Muscles Glasses" suit outside of the house. The thumbs on this comment will inevitably determine how popular EMT really is.
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zco101
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op should of bit them and said he was Dracula
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takanuva0123
| 0
Don't FUCKING mess with the Batman!!! Hes the hero Gotham needs, but doesn't deserve. Or something like that........
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ProudTexan117
| 0
Muscles glasses..........awesome
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partyfool2011
| 4
25- or he looked like the penguin.
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forest1wolf
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did he atleast find out who the real batman was?
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GoodLookingGeese
| 10
darn! you met Batman! No.. two of them and still complain - you ungrateful bastard!
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GoodLookingGeese
| 10
they both were
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baseball6917
| 8
should've told them you were robin
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idontcare8l
| 3
94 - nah I think it would be more like Ozzy Osborn
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ssoccerchick97
| 16
Two guys separately, or at once? FYL anyway, but FYL even more if it was twice XD
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rattusrattus
| 18
Wouldn't they get into an argument about who is the real Batman if they attacked the OP simultaneously? Although if that happened I would film that and stick it on Youtube. :D
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theaws0m3guy
| 4
Lol one after anither
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SwaggerMelon
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Why do serious OP?
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YayFlameWarz
| 9
Batman: The Dick Knight!
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Snodes
| 0
Lucky :(
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BOOSCAREDU
| 0
I never get attacked by batman! And OP got attacked by 2! Lucky!
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MyPencils
| 5
lol
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swasticop
| 0
OP got attacked by batman and his doppleganger
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FlurffyPupQueen
| 7
Possibly it's true, op is the joker. But what if batman has an 'in hiding' foreign twin brother named Bitman and his accent sounds as if it's saying batman. Think about it.
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weezypanda420
| 22
I wish I was the OP. I wanna meet batman
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flockz
| 19
i guess today wasnt the best day to wear your purple pimp suit with your green wig.
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Uraharas_Bankai
| 1
Also, it wasn't the best day to try out that new red lipstick and smear it accidentally
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waswashere
| 0
And not the day to ask people why they were so serious
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flockz
| 19
and not the best day to rob a bank and escape in a school bus.
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DKjazz
| 20
OP's user name is "The Joker?"!
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TheHoboWerewolf
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Fuck Heath Ledger! He fucked up that role so bad! Jack Nicholson. Best. Joker. Ever.
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dstivers
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Maybe you should consider plastic surgery if they confused you with the joker. Js
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icic6772
| 0
NO way man I'M BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jessie12198
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haha! im bat woman.. lol
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StopDropNRoll
| 11
But Batwoman had nothing to do withthis attack?
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flockz
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hi im flockz
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IndigoFuckYou
| 9
Fuck you all. I'm the Joker.
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IndigoFuckYou
| 9
Fuck you all. I'm the Joker.
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IndigoFuckYou
| 9
Fuck you all. I'm the Joker.
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seeunexttuesdays
| 6
I think the jokers pretty hot....just kidding.
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Absurd101
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Hi flockz im Absurd101 :o
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iluffmcrandbvb
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hi I'm that person in your closet.
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Dr_Jalepenos
| 0
I'm batlady and I'm a guy..
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TheHoboWerewolf
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And here's #166 for the win!!!
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jcingram
| 2
Well shit I guess I'm alfred then. Alfred:"would you like the batpod sir.. Bruce wayne: In the middle of the day alfred, not to subtle...Alfred: the lamborghini then,umuch more subtle"
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starwind3438
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They are lying because I'm Batman.
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seeunexttuesdays
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I think the jokers pretty hot....jk
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dstivers
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Hey guys. Why so serious? It's a joke.
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BaconDave
| 12
Wait, I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.
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Rae13
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Maybe they meant bad man. :P
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getviolated
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maybe they were necrophiliacs and thought OP was Heath Ledger...
too soon? too soon for Heath Ledger jokes?
too soon? too soon for Heath Ledger jokes?
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pieintheface
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2 batmans? MADNESS
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CoughDrops
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!
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WtfLoser
| 13
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, aw :)
Just means you're worth the effort to fight over?
Chin up, s'not bad!
Just means you're worth the effort to fight over?
Chin up, s'not bad!
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allard
| 14
Hahaha. Snot.
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seeunexttuesdays
| 6
Real mature! Lol
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allard
| 14
Hahaha, Sorry.
It had to be said.
It had to be said.
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TheRealHouse
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When you're out with your honey and her nose is runnny you might think it's funny but itsnot
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man_in_black08
| 28
supp.. duck face :p