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By The Joker? - 31/07/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

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Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML

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By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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By Nice - 01/05/2012 13:58 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

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Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 00:01

Today, I decided i wouldn't take the bus back home from uni, instead I walked to the metro. On my way there, I saw a couple of odd-looking guys, but I thought, "Nah, just because they wear big hoodies and caps doesn't mean they're doing anything", so I ignored them. Two minutes later they mugged me in broad daylight. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By wallet? GONE - 21/04/2013 22:27 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML

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By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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flockz 19

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:06

i guess today wasnt the best day to wear your purple pimp suit with your green wig.

CCrunner2 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:04

I guess he's not always good.

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perdix 29

Sunday 31 July 2011 18:21

How effed your life is depends on whether you look like the creepy Heath Ledger Joker from the movie or the hilarious Cesar Romero one from the TV show.

frankwolf86 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 18:25

seriously carry a gun next time n say "good, bad im the guy with the gun"

night_saint 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 18:31

irony

KagamineLen_fml 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 18:35

They "proclaimed" they were batman? How do you know they both weren't the REAL bat..men?

lolyourlifesucks 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 18:48

well maybe you need to learn how to apply your makeup?

creedaddict 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 18:51

Where the hell was robin?!?!?

batman4eva3113 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 18:58

i luv batman.......

greenbox 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:03

All in a days work

phantom55_fml 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:17

And you fell for it?? or your face is so ugly that they thought you was twoface??

batman4eva3113 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:21

did your dad come at u with a knife wen u were little asking WHY SO SEROIUSSSS

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