The Joker?
United States
Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ironies a b*tch
Chatham, United States
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
Anonymous
Halloween has started early
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
burr415
Hägersten, Sweden
Crusin' for a bruisin'
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Nice
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML
Imnotfromhere
That Netflix show
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Anonymous
Red flags
Today, I decided i wouldn't take the bus back home from uni, instead I walked to the metro. On my way there, I saw a couple of odd-looking guys, but I thought, "Nah, just because they wear big hoodies and caps doesn't mean they're doing anything", so I ignored them. Two minutes later they mugged me in broad daylight. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
wallet? GONE
Pueblo, United States
Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML
Lame
United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Anonymous
Lexington, United States
Nice neighborhood
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
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flockz 20
i guess today wasnt the best day to wear your purple pimp suit with your green wig.
CCrunner2 0
I guess he's not always good.
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Comments (205)
allmidnighteyes 11
That wasn't a mugging you needed, but it was the one you deserved. /Dark Knight reference some of you will probably thumb me down for
rhysfucker 24
Because OP can take it...
batman4eva3113 0
becus OPs not a hero but a watchful protector
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
They heard you hating on his scent last Christmas! You asshole, that's man-stank. You made fun of their car and called their sidekick a chicken. I'd attack you too
loovemylife 7
it would've been amazing if they said 'na na na na na na na na' while attacking you.
itsharkley 8
and somehow the words POW SHAM WAX come out when they hit OP
ilovepotatoes419 14
FYL
IDontKnow10101 14
2 batmans? one of them needs to be Robin
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I'd personally rather have 2 Batmans, so they could duel with one another using their Alfreds like Pokemon. It's always been a dream of mine..
MsMeiriona 2
One of them was. The first Robin became Nightwing, then after the 'death' of the original Batman, assumed the role until he fought his way back through time from dawn of history, whereupon we have TWO Batmans. Batmen? What is the plural of Batman?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
When has Robin ever been needed?
tona01 16
No batman isn't capable of that, YOU monster, of all the flying mammal related superhero, you chose him!!!! You attacked him!!!! *starts weeping, sits down in a corner and starts to rock back and forth while sucking his thumb*
itsallgoodintheh 0
what did they do to you and Maybe it was bat man.
DeathBunny218 37
He must have had a batman cloning compartment on his utility belt in case he came against a more formidable foe. you should see this as a positive, it took more than one Batman to kick your ass
x_messyjessy_x 0
Oh them jokers!! :)