mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
Lame
United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
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human64 8
i cannot bear the thought people are getting mugged during todays police standards
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human64 8
i cannot bear the thought people are getting mugged during todays police standards