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Well, you are enemies, so what do you expect.
"Hey mammie look, batman is walking over there!" Gets run over by a car. "Oh nevermind."
This FML is gold.
So I'm guessing OP is trying to make a sequel , the dark knight rises 2?
"This city deserves a hero.....oh Shi--!!!"
#66 I don't think the Dark Knight did any form of rising after being hit by a car. The Joker probably dragged him onto the sidewalk.
No it's not ironic. Irony is something happening that's to the opposite of what you might expect. So, being ran over and killed by an ambulance for example.
I am picturing Christian Bale rolling into shot in a wheel chair with his mask lopsided and a little ****-eyed.
Why so serious?
Did you expecto my replyum?
Do you wanna know how i got this s(car)
Hmm... Seems like too much of a coincidence. Something more to it, perhaps?
He was just inserting a little chaos into the system.
the joker just took the cosplay too seriously
I'm sure he was just joking.
Your comment is riddled with sarcasm.
Don't be so two-faced about it.
Yeah, it's scaring away the crows.
You forgot to "take off sunglasses" between "he was just" and "joking"
Damn you guys, Robin all the good puns.
There's Harvey a Dent in the number of puns available!
I Harley doubt that any puns are left.
Bad day to leave your batmobil behind..
I hope that is a permanent tattoo that you got for BB at age 15..Shows uncommon good sense and good family upbringing.
"Do you wanna know why I use car crashes? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little… emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are."
Do you know how I got these scars? ...a car crash
why so serious?
"With great costume, comes great responsibility"
You either for a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain... He was doing you a favor OP!
Die*
Did you meet the Bane guy talking to his girlfriends ******? xD
That would have been a great costume!
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Well, you are enemies, so what do you expect.
I'm sure he was just joking.