Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
Rozza17
| 29
Well, you are enemies, so what do you expect.
By
Talooka
| 10
I'm sure he was just joking.
COMMENTS
By
Rozza17
| 29
Well, you are enemies, so what do you expect.
Reply
jipster
| 11
"Hey mammie look, batman is walking over there!" Gets run over by a car. "Oh nevermind."
Reply
kyu_Q
| 19
Pure irony
Reply
Sandsh8rk
| 36
This FML is gold.
Reply
CaptinFalconKnig
| 6
So I'm guessing OP is trying to make a sequel , the dark knight rises 2?
Reply
DeidaraAkatsuki
| 17
"This city deserves a hero.....oh Shi--!!!"
Reply
iSpasticFantasti
| 14
#66 I don't think the Dark Knight did any form of rising after being hit by a car. The Joker probably dragged him onto the sidewalk.
Reply
LemonandLime
| 13
No it's not ironic. Irony is something happening that's to the opposite of what you might expect. So, being ran over and killed by an ambulance for example.
Reply
TheChillyBoy88
| 6
I am picturing Christian Bale rolling into shot in a wheel chair with his mask lopsided and a little cock-eyed.
By
Wizardo
| 33
'Twas but fate my Dark Knight, 'twas but fate...
Reply
RoseBlack123
| 37
Why so serious?
Reply
Wizardo
| 33
Don't reply to my comment foo'
Reply
Wimoweh
| 10
Did you expecto my replyum?
Reply
jarrettd
| 27
Do you wanna know how i got this s(car)
By
snufflebubble
| 13
Hmm... Seems like too much of a coincidence. Something more to it, perhaps?
Reply
Soloman212
| 28
He was just inserting a little chaos into the system.
Reply
SammyS2012
| 21
the joker just took the cosplay too seriously
Reply
BlueFlatts
| 20
It was staged, that way all of the other super villains know who's boss.
Reply
Dr0reos
| 8
You should be more worried about the dude whos gonna murdered your parents later today. Ör the guy in the babe costume who will knee drop you át the convention
By
Talooka
| 10
I'm sure he was just joking.
Reply
TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Your comment is riddled with sarcasm.
Reply
truesarrif
| 33
Don't be so two-faced about it.
Reply
Wimoweh
| 10
Yeah, it's scaring away the crows.
Reply
inolongercare
| 19
You forgot to "take off sunglasses" between "he was just" and "joking"
Reply
TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Damn you guys, Robin all the good puns.
Reply
AndelleRae
| 9
Personally, I feel like this poor Batman cosplayer getting run down by a car is a total Croc.
Reply
Wizardo
| 33
Guys, Freeze right there, I'm Alfred that all the puns are almost used up.
Reply
TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
There's Harvey a Dent in the number of puns available!
Reply
seandoc
| 13
I Harley doubt that any puns are left.
By
BVBarmy_girl
| 22
Bad day to leave your batmobil behind..
Reply
Lacalema
| 21
Can't blame him, parking at those things suck.
Reply
chuckcloninger
| 12
I hope that is a permanent tattoo that you got for BB at age 15..Shows uncommon good sense and good family upbringing.
By
clueless05
| 12
"Do you wanna know why I use car crashes? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little… emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are."
By
clueless05
| 12
Do you know how I got these scars?
...a car crash
...a car crash
By
earljonez
| 22
why so serious?
By
Vidrill
| 22
"With great costume, comes great responsibility"
Reply
clueless05
| 12
You either for a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain...
He was doing you a favor OP!
He was doing you a favor OP!
Reply
clueless05
| 12
Die*
Reply
DontGuessMyName
| 5
Wrong movie. But who cares.
Reply
TheRandomIndian
| 17
You cared enough to point it out
By
BVBarmy_girl
| 22
Did you meet the Bane guy talking to his girlfriends vagina? xD
Reply
HeartOfLead
| 24
That would have been a great costume!