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By The Joker? - 31/07/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

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By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 00:01

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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By Deaththreat101 - 08/08/2012 20:39 - United States - Evanston

Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML

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By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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By Nice - 01/05/2012 13:58 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 00:01

Today, I decided i wouldn't take the bus back home from uni, instead I walked to the metro. On my way there, I saw a couple of odd-looking guys, but I thought, "Nah, just because they wear big hoodies and caps doesn't mean they're doing anything", so I ignored them. Two minutes later they mugged me in broad daylight. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By wallet? GONE - 21/04/2013 22:27 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML

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By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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flockz 19

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:06

i guess today wasnt the best day to wear your purple pimp suit with your green wig.

CCrunner2 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:04

I guess he's not always good.

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Laby_fml 9

Monday 1 August 2011 2:58

You didn't tell them you were Superman and fly away?

badactor009 0

Monday 1 August 2011 3:13

And that is why many of us have concealed carry permits. In Florida, where you are allowed to defend yourself, the news headline would have read "Two idiots in batman suits shot dead when they attacked a man on the street". Keep that in mind when you come visit us here in the Sunshine state.

xXwolflegionXx 8

Monday 1 August 2011 4:30

First ninja turtles, and now batman? What has the world come to?

Salkadi 9

Monday 1 August 2011 4:49

Batman is supposed to uphold the law not break it!

Piinkdottx3 5

Monday 1 August 2011 5:14

oh so that's where those guys went...

ugottaluvme 0

Monday 1 August 2011 5:23

It's the sequel to the black knight!

TheHoboWerewolf 0

Monday 1 August 2011 5:52

Da Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN!!!! :D

whatdhabuck 4

Monday 1 August 2011 6:00

at 121 hahahahahahaha lol. btw dhat is very random.

skarlly 10

Monday 1 August 2011 6:02

with all these super heroe movies coming out its understandable that some of the public would be affected with identity issues

livelaughlove03 0

Monday 1 August 2011 7:09

I would've loved to see this. No offense to you or anything. Who just does that? Lol.

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