Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML
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Soloman212
| 28
Maybe he wanted to take judgement into his own hands? Or maybe it was a facade so he could later catch you off guard. No one suspects the priests.
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courtney680
| 17
Oh the irony..
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Soloman212
| 28
Maybe he wanted to take judgement into his own hands? Or maybe it was a facade so he could later catch you off guard. No one suspects the priests.
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lilhellian
| 26
Unless it involves kids...
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KyraJFoxx
| 14
So much for "practice what you preach" , clearly this 'street preacher' didn't get the memo. sorry OP , you so don't "deserve this"
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Freethaawave
| 19
So disappointed this was a Colorado post... Totally thought this was about that old preacher at Yonge & Dundas (in Toronto) who screams "BELIEVE!!!! BELIEVE IN THE LORD!!!" in peoples ears when they walk past.
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TheJester12
| 15
Your identity must not be in this social security and credit card......but in the Good lord, son. Let me take them off your hands lest you burn in the fiery pits of hell.
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whY402Jay
| 12
Priest?
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AshaaFerreira
| 22
Lol I know who you are talking about!
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courtney680
| 17
Oh the irony..
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Damian95
| 16
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
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courtney680
| 17
Uhhh what?
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whos_ur_daddy1
| 19
Throw holy water on him
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kianaaa32
| 17
John 8:7, you're welcome.
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wjh100
| 13
I thought it was "only he without sin can cast the first priest"? or different verse?
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lishajoy777
| 14
Darn you for being an evil sinner!
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Thou shalt not steal.......on Thursdays.
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lhazz11
| 23
Sounds like he's got a severe case of bipolarity!
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johnnyboy7
| 5
Call him a meeaan buthead!
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flockz
| 19
Butt that wouldn't solve anything.
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MrSassypants
| 32
"But" is a conjunction used to introduce something contrasting with what has already been mentioned. I suppose "buthead" may work.
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SanaSazi
| 32
New Zealanders (of which i am proudly one) can and often do, end thier sentences with but.
a) man! i really enjoyed that movie!
b) yeah it was great wasnt it but.
lol! totally true!
a) man! i really enjoyed that movie!
b) yeah it was great wasnt it but.
lol! totally true!
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lovesings
| 12
Takes one to know one
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rg350dx
| 29
Tell him to preach on the evils of hypocrisy for his next "sermon"
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olpally
| 32
Hypocritical much? Lol. What a douche waffle. Go mug him back.
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someteenager
| 13
I thoroughly enjoyed your use of waffle. In my opinion, he was being a barrel.
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SanaSazi
| 32
what was in that youtube video... "YOU AINT GOT NO COOKIE DOUGH...YOU AINT GOT NO COOKIE DOUGH..."
LOL
LOL
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EpicSquishii
| 21
pancake mix....
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StzaCrack666
| 18
guess he didnt pay attention to "thou shall not steal"
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Kauphy
| 12
You'll come to learn that most of them don't practice what they're preaching.