By wallet? GONE - 21/04/2013 22:27 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML
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Soloman212 28
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Maybe he wanted to take judgement into his own hands? Or maybe it was a facade so he could later catch you off guard. No one suspects the priests.

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courtney680 17

Oh the irony..

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Soloman212 28
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Maybe he wanted to take judgement into his own hands? Or maybe it was a facade so he could later catch you off guard. No one suspects the priests.

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lilhellian 26
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Unless it involves kids...

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KyraJFoxx 14

So much for "practice what you preach" , clearly this 'street preacher' didn't get the memo. sorry OP , you so don't "deserve this"

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Freethaawave 19
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So disappointed this was a Colorado post... Totally thought this was about that old preacher at Yonge & Dundas (in Toronto) who screams "BELIEVE!!!! BELIEVE IN THE LORD!!!" in peoples ears when they walk past.

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TheJester12 15
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Your identity must not be in this social security and credit card......but in the Good lord, son. Let me take them off your hands lest you burn in the fiery pits of hell.

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AshaaFerreira 22
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Lol I know who you are talking about!

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courtney680 17

Oh the irony..

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Damian95 16

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

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courtney680 17

Uhhh what?

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whos_ur_daddy1 19
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Throw holy water on him

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kianaaa32 17
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John 8:7, you're welcome.

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wjh100 13
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I thought it was "only he without sin can cast the first priest"? or different verse?

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lishajoy777 14

Darn you for being an evil sinner!

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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Thou shalt not steal.......on Thursdays.

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lhazz11 23

Sounds like he's got a severe case of bipolarity!

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johnnyboy7 5

Call him a meeaan buthead!

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flockz 19

Butt that wouldn't solve anything.

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MrSassypants 32
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"But" is a conjunction used to introduce something contrasting with what has already been mentioned. I suppose "buthead" may work.

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SanaSazi 32
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New Zealanders (of which i am proudly one) can and often do, end thier sentences with but. a) man! i really enjoyed that movie! b) yeah it was great wasnt it but. lol! totally true!

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lovesings 12
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Takes one to know one

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rg350dx 29

Tell him to preach on the evils of hypocrisy for his next "sermon"

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olpally 32

Hypocritical much? Lol. What a douche waffle. Go mug him back.

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someteenager 13
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I thoroughly enjoyed your use of waffle. In my opinion, he was being a barrel.

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SanaSazi 32
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what was in that youtube video... "YOU AINT GOT NO COOKIE DOUGH...YOU AINT GOT NO COOKIE DOUGH..." LOL

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StzaCrack666 18
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guess he didnt pay attention to "thou shall not steal"

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Kauphy 12
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You'll come to learn that most of them don't practice what they're preaching.

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