Dr_Jalepenos

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nails - / Sunday 22 February 2009 03:16 / United States

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 2 January 2012 20:55 / United States

Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Leigha / Monday 2 January 2012 02:14 / Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it