Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML
Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
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Mistress_Puppy 0
Now you know that not only is he a liar but he's broke. xDD
blazerbum 0
#2 You have NO idea why she dated him. Maybe they were dating for a week when he told her that. Don't just assume that's the reason she's dating him.
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Comments (95)
DefinatelyABlond 0
Haha well Wendy's is known for its great burgers! Ask him if he can make you the finest burger in town! Now you know who to blame if you didn't get what you ordered!
mac_fml 0
aww, he wanted to impress you. not so much a fml as flattery..although it might have been disappointing
Warlock_fml 0
Maybe he thought you were the kind of superficial bitch who only dated men based on looks and money. And it appears he was right. Also, it would not be unreasonable to assume he could own the restaurant. When I worked at a very popular fast-food chain as a teen the owner would come in sometimes and help out. Also, the keyboard player from the band Symphony X could easily live off of his earnings from the band, yet he still goes back to work at Guitar Center in NJ in his downtime. I hope he dumped you for being a superficial witch.
jSOPURE 3
Wendy's= Top Tier fast food restaurant. :)
blackmann 0
#2 is funny. Good reason is looks. haha dating only for looks is not much different from dating only for money.
CaptainCrunch_fml 0
It's so irritating that people make so many assumptions about the posters. Example? #44 While it's true that some women are scuzzy gold diggers, you don't know that this woman is after money. Your example doesn't even compare the poster's situation; it's not even remotely similar. She's probably not dumping him for not owning a high-end restaurant, it's because he LIED about owning one. Another really irritating thing that people post on here is using the poster's situation as evidence that the other sex is evil. #29 You hate men more because of what this man did? Just because one specific man does something stupid doesn't mean EVERY MAN is a ********. You sound just as bad as the men who are like, "Oh, all women are bitches." You don't know everybody. Stop. Making. Generalizations. ****.
Origami86 6
Rephrase: all women have bitch in them. it's just a matter of levels. a woman can be 100% bitch, another can be 1% bitch. There's still bitch in them.
mattc2491 0
i mean as long as he hooks up the baconator its all good...
mac_fml 0
lmfao #48
degrassifanx0x 0
lmaoo this shit is so funny but this storyy is hilarious
headbuster310 0
Whats so bad about working at Wendys? At lease he has a job.