Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML
Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
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Mistress_Puppy 0
Now you know that not only is he a liar but he's broke. xDD
blazerbum 0
#2 You have NO idea why she dated him. Maybe they were dating for a week when he told her that. Don't just assume that's the reason she's dating him.
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Comments (95)
Chris968 0
Hahaha this is the best one I've read yet. Sorry that happened to you though, that sucks.
aupilot 0
Wow...if after three weeks you couldn't figure out "high-end" really meant "Wendy's," you're either 1) dense as a fence post or 2) the worst communicator on the planet. Either way, you fail at life.
countrygal926 0
#13- what are you talking about?? She didn't see him eating at wendys, he was working there. Reread the original post.
th3wh1tee 0
I too own a high end restaurant in the city. ;D
LifeSux19 0
Aw he probably just said that so that way you would be more intrested in him.
lilprincess26 0
liar much?
omgkittenslol 0
Yeah and it's not like there's thousand of people who used to work "high end" jobs now looking for minimum wage work. At least he HAS a job.
dang_fml 0
HAHA! what did you guys say to each other in that obviously awkward moment?
e_wal329 0
# has NO point. # 5 true dat
onlytelleternity 0
#8 has the right way of things.