Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML
Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
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Mistress_Puppy 0
Now you know that not only is he a liar but he's broke. xDD
blazerbum 0
#2 You have NO idea why she dated him. Maybe they were dating for a week when he told her that. Don't just assume that's the reason she's dating him.
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Comments (95)
Superman8_fml 0
with the economy going the way it is, i'd say wendy's is pretty high class these days :P
nodbor 11
are you from a small town
xoxowhatever 0
hahaha oh thats too good. there really is 2 sides to this. i want to know if he really does own that wendys or he was just completely lying and just works there and doesnt even own a high end restaurant. yes you should be mad because he lied but i mean yeah he still does have a job. but its obvious he really wanted to impress you. i dunno man this is tough. i would prob be really pissed...not because i am a superficial bitch and care about money but just that he lied. not ALL women care about dating a rich guy. you have every right to be mad about a lie.
Jareth_fml 0
Hahahah. Do you like him? If so, who cares.
Luky_fml 0
FYL for liking someone just because of where they work
kris_77 0
Maybe they were just trying to impress you and didn't think that you would accept them other wise. You are obviously a judmental person for this man to feel as if he needs to lie- espeically for three years.
YouDontSeeMe 0
maybe he just took a job at wendy's to mingle with the commoners
shurman52 0
Damn, that must have been akward. "Here's your order...oh...um....ah....huh." That's my reanactment of it. as for your response...i'm guessing it went something like this... "Yeah. Okay. Great." through clenched teeth of course. sorry about that. well, what are you going to do? maybe he really does think wendy's is a five star resturant.
Odile13 0
oh man thats intense lol
Sipos 0
Sounds like it's his life that's ******.