By jess - South Africa
Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML
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  salty66  |  0

At least most of the pathogens on it would have been killed by the heat of the coffee, assuming it landed there when it was fairly hot. BTW, what did it taste like, Chicken? ;)

  xoconnie  |  8

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

theres really nothing else to say besides that. just EWWWWW. and it was worth destroying ur laptop to not eat that. or youd become the old lady that swallowed te fly

  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

man... you have no idea how grossed out I get when something that should have no chunks (i.e. not expecting) in something that is smooth, like coffee or smoothies, cannot finish it and just chuck it usually

By  QTp13  |  10

My deepest sympathies are with the OP. I inhaled a spider a few days ago >.< (don't ask me how I managed that). OP, I hope the 'brommer' was not too big o_O

And it is nice to see a fellow South African on FML :)

  DGross  |  8

I've also had a bug get stuck in my ear before... one of those little gnats didn't know which way was out. It was really freaky/kinda scary hearing it buzz its wings in there :-(

  DGross  |  8

Yea, I didn't really know what to do so that made it a lot worse. I ended up putting my head down on the other ear so the bug only had to fly straight up to get out... Eventually it must have seen daylight because it flew out no harm done... just really freaky.

  QTp13  |  10

ag dis nice! :) My Afrikaans is rerig nie goed nie :P Ek het in Europa en Amerika vir 'n julle paar gebly. So ek het dit nogal vergeet. Maar dis goed om jou te ontmoed :D stay in touch :)