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pretty sure he hired your company on purpose. what an ass. goodluck with it OP
ha
The way this is worded it sounds like you're still (or were still) seeing him and you don't seem to be surprised that he's with her so it sounds like you are a potential homowrecker.
hahaha spit in the food
What #23 said. Or you can always "accidentally" drop a cake on his head... =O
exactly what I was thinking @5 she might have proposed and he might have not known how to say no. he requested ur service so that you can hi jack the wedding or something.
spit in the food
#29 good thought, OP should figure it out by yourself. anyway my first reaction id "**** them to hell"
u got pwned
just what I thought 32#, is this a guy or a girl?
put laxatives in the food and lock the toilet doors :)
yeah i agree, it makes it seem like they are still dating. also when he said waiter, I thought maybe that they are gay? idk though.,.
well sit down
Dangerous to gay men? But that was what I was thinking, there's got to be at least one asshole in this situation.
ydi for dating someone now engaged
Home wrecker? Really? Like if he was seeing someone on the side it wouldn't be his fault? I wouldn't date a jerk like that, but if I did I wouldn't feel responsible for what happened in his other relationship. Pick better men op
Dear OP, Simple, call in sick that day, or simply explain the situation to your boss.
crazycat: that's what I thought!
Nice one, Perdix.
I agree with 24. op, you are a homewrecker!
maybe you shouldn't be dating a guy that already has a girlfriend.
what an asshole.
r u gay or r u a waitress?
OP is a guy
I thought that too
you've been dating and he got engadged to someone else. he cheated on you. serve him at his wedding and tell his wife he is a cheating bastard.
@5, Thanks, captain obvious!
it really sucks to be u plus i wpuld mess up that whole engagememt party when i'd get there
What a jerk! It has to be intentional, since he asked fo the OP. If he gets food poisoning, he deserves it. Then, when he posts that FML here, we can all laugh.
You sure you were dating him?
Sounds like OP knew the girl and knew he was with her too. Unless it's some kind of weird arranged marriage. So YDI. If you don't want this to happen to you, don't sell yourself short next time.
If I was you I would spike her food. Then drop her off at the worst location possible. Won't she be suprised when she wakes up at a Justin Beiber concert! If she lucky someone will kill her quiclky.
three words.....make her trip...
haha u got pwned !! its gunna b so akward there!!! =)
Thats so shxt. You should poison their food;)
OP, you mean 'waitress', right? o _ O
Maybe OP does me waiter and it's a guy... that would explain dating him for 3 years and then all of a sudden marrying a girl they hate...
Spit on her hors d'oeuvres, taint the wine with your urine, and jump in the cake.
Or jump out of the cake ;)
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You sure you were dating him?
why would u be dumb enough to date a guy dating someone else. pretty stupid smh.