jSOPURE

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I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

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One more and it's business time
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The return of the thumb
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Jsopure's favorite FMLs

Today, my mum came home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told her I was "sexing" my boyfriend a lot after I put him to bed. After lots of arguing, she banned me from seeing him and took my car away. Only much later did I realize my brother meant "texting". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Megan - / Monday 23 February 2009 16:47 / Canada

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By blizzard_of_77 - / Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:10 / United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lily - / Monday 23 March 2009 01:10 / United States

Today, I bought a parakeet for my kids. When I got home and presented it to them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows and doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname / Wednesday 11 March 2009 00:10 / United States

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5-year old for a few seconds. The guy that had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ADH2000 - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:45 / United States

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