Miscellaneous: Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family....

By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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By BrisbaneCoop - 04/04/2011 17:13 - Australia

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

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By MissAggravared - 19/11/2014 08:27 - United States - Meridian

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

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Awks

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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By newlyengaged - 08/01/2017 18:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML

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Yunie_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:54

You should've wiggled your boobs in front of her face and said, "What the hell do you think these are?"

memyselfandi_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:39

this reminds me of monica from friends. lol. your mom'll come around. she was probably trying to make the fiance feel welcome :)

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Timaaaahhhh 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:32

FIRST

danieltheman 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 7:06

don't reply first -_-

foreveradancer 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 9:21

^^Agreed

Meshidaru_fml 7

Monday 5 November 2012 12:12

If the fiancée is a girl, you have to write it fiancéE.

Mistress_Puppy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:33

Moms can be really mean like that. I'm sorry, she probably didn't mean it, then again it depends on how your relationship is with her.

wrestler_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:36

Youre mom's a world-class b*tch and I would never let her forget that. Give her hell about it, and then don't ever respect her or talk to her as much. Explain to her that maybe if she wasn't such a failure as a parent, you wouldn't "disappoint" her as much!