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By marge1010 - 08/03/2009 14:39 - United States

Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML

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You deserved it 6 574

By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML

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You deserved it 3 045

By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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You deserved it 3 290

By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

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You deserved it 16 875

By shrimp41 - 14/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML

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You deserved it 16 235

By Waiter - 04/07/2010 10:03 - France

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML

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You deserved it 6 370

By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 237

You deserved it 7 453

By mista_sandy - 11/04/2012 16:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

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You deserved it 5 787

By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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You deserved it 14 839

By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 026

You deserved it 8 971

Mistress_Puppy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:37

Now you know that not only is he a liar but he's broke. xDD

blazerbum 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:46

#2 You have NO idea why she dated him. Maybe they were dating for a week when he told her that. Don't just assume that's the reason she's dating him.

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crazygirl13_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 20:34

Uuummm wat a cheapskate

CassandraBear93 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:12

loser! YDI for believing him though, but also FHL for being such a loser

viaco12 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 9:43

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Andyangels27 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 11:06

it's better than fast food it's wendys. the Cadillac of drive in joints

pidri 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:25

is his name mike?

hisbabygurl1 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:08

haha I couldn't help but laugh at this one! now dump his ass he can't be trusted

2gether4ever 0

Friday 19 March 2010 5:25

ahaha what was his reaction ??

birdfreak 24

Wednesday 4 August 2010 19:05

wendys is pretty high end jk

tk1235 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:52

Wendys is high end ;)

123amanda123 14

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:30

well he didn't lie bout the restaurant .... just the high end part :p

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