Work: Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight...

By squirty_joe - 08/03/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

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Sunday 8 March 2009 23:11

wow. i signed up for an fmylife.com account just so i could say this... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jayfx 0

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Sunday 8 March 2009 23:03

oh my god..

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Sunday 8 March 2009 23:02

oh dear

cfbeaner 0

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Wednesday 28 July 2010 9:25

that's so nasty

TurtleSmile 14

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Thursday 16 August 2012 21:36

Duuuuude. That's gross. How many people noticed the smell/stain before you cleaned it?

jayfx 0

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Sunday 8 March 2009 23:03

oh my god..

IPityTheFool 0

Monday 26 April 2010 5:12

...have mercy on her soul

Kimien 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:03

and you know what? I'm eating right now...

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Thursday 28 January 2010 6:42

who cares if you are eating that's hilarious

miamiFTW_ 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 8:41

CHOCOLATE RAIN! some stay dry and others feel the pain.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:30

CHOCOLATE RAIN! Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

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Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:28

yah im eating too

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Sunday 8 March 2009 23:04

Well at least no one was there and the better story would probably be the one about how you managed to get to the bathroom from the break room unless there is one in the break room.