By squirty_joe - 08/03/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML
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that's so nasty

Duuuuude. That's gross. How many people noticed the smell/stain before you cleaned it?

...have mercy on her soul

and you know what? I'm eating right now...

who cares if you are eating that's hilarious

CHOCOLATE RAIN! some stay dry and others feel the pain.

CHOCOLATE RAIN! Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

yah im eating too

Well at least no one was there and the better story would probably be the one about how you managed to get to the bathroom from the break room unless there is one in the break room.

awe that sucks soo bad fyl sorry :(

FML for the person who will need to clean it up!

Yeah well I bet she must be feeling pretty shitty

thats pretty sick chubbs...chicks shouldnt do that.

SEXIST TROLL LOLOL NOO LIFE

are you seriously that numb #6?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha oh wow

way to go. don't do that.

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