Children are made by pooping?

How original of her...

I just moderated this

Cool story, #25.

I never got the talk. true story.

when my kids asked, i would go and rent some pornos, and let them learn that way.

I don't remember getting the talk. nowadays most kids find out on there own. I know I did.

OP's mum was just emphasizing the "shit" you can get in when you have unprotected sex

Remember kids, STDs aren't pokemon. Don't catch em all.

Health class teaches you all about this so you avoid the actual awkwardness from you parents. yay health class!

Wanky

62- but what if you wanna be a STD master? you gotta fill up that sexadex.

I can't take a talk serious if it's coming from a person on the toilet....

If i were your parents, i wouldn't bother either. Purely based on your pic though.

Why was OP in the washroom when their mom was taking a crap?

0______O. walk away. unless your to busy listening to your mom crap

poopgasm.

yay my story was posted:) Anyway... the door wasn't closed... very awkward :P

you look a bit old for the bird and bees talk. just saying..

according to mrweebl children are made by pooping out babies :D

cool story, #38

haha I'm 15:P

Who gets the birds and bees talk now a days ?

Very classy.

Me neither. Hey OP mind telling us what your mom said?

neither did I

judging by her pic, she could've used the talk 3 years earlier

15 is way too old to first get that talk from your mum, you'll have been going through puberty for a couple years by then and sex could easily already have happened.

151. Are you a ginger in disguise. #call it when I see it.

If you're 15 then your birth date is wrong js. and agreed, looks like its a little late for the talk...

that's gross.

love the name

what is it?

yes, but it could've been better.

well she eliminated the possibility of you walking off...

The mum was on the toilet, not OP.

She could have given you the talk while she was bein piledrived by a big blacc guy named jim

She could have given you birds and bees while they were taking a dump. That would just be messy, like giving birth to a marshmallow. I hope I've given you all something to think about here...

61 ...what?

Here is something to think about 62, you're an idiot.

try 61 bub

lol swing and a miss

Oh my, woe is me for getting the negatives.

That sir was a fail. no more to say

you mean mam, but I agree!

y'all are fails. i thought it was funny(:

Both of my parents were the same way, it became natural to have a heartfelt convo from the bathroom. I figure it helped me a better adult by the openess and honesty of it all

I'm not sure if it made me a better person, but it amused me to no end.

did she wear a bandana and sing: sittin' on the toilet!

haha completely my mother rarely shuts the door while taking a dump

haha completely my mother rarely shuts the door while taking a dump

No, she just sat there and read from a magazine sometimes, and would ask me to go over there to check if there was anything I liked from said magazine. At some point, it stopped being alarming. I wish she could've sang something, though.

that's just plain awkwardness. and I find it extremely creepy.

she can follow... it just wouldn't be fun

although wouldn't THAT be terrifying.

Maybe op was in the shower...

What kind of mom goes on the toilet when your in the shower..

85- Any normal, loving mom.

LMFAO.

I'm trying to figure out how this would work, and why op would be there if her mum was in the middle of sex...

Moderate some FMLs and it will start to make sense to you.

13 - Yup she was having sex in the bathroom and taking a dump at the same time. For real.

It just gets really boring, taking a shit without reading materials..

the door was probably open

Yeah! It's not like she carried him in her body for an extended period of time before pushing him through in incredibly sensitive hole that's too small.

Yea I'm sure OP remembers the 9-10 months in the womb, and who can forget their own birth!?

caesarian section? adoption?

lmfaoo