Today, I bought my dog a fancy bed shaped like a giant donut. He sniffed it, then crawled into the box it came in and fell asleep. He’s been snoring there for four hours now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my dog an expensive orthopedic bed because I felt bad that he was getting older. He sniffed it for 5 seconds, walked away, and spent the night sleeping on the cardboard box it came in. Apparently, the box has better lumbar support. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I bought my dog an expensive plushie toy because I thought it would last longer than the cheap ones. He ignored it completely and spent two hours playing with the cardboard box it came in. FML
Today, I told my dogs to go to their dog beds. The small dog went onto the big one’s bed. The big dog went onto my bed. FML
Today, my fiancé, my two-year-old, and my dog are all sleeping peacefully next to me in our new king-sized memory foam bed. It's 2:15 in the morning. Why am I not sleeping? Because they all snore, one right after the other. It's like an endless song of snoring. FML
Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML
Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML
Today, I bought an expensive blanket to help warm up for the winter. Right after I put it on the bed, my dog jumped up and peed on it. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML
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FluffythePink 24
Kids, cats and some dogs are always more interested in the boxes. I bought my loves to climb cat a ceiling high cat tree, she spent the first 3 days completely ignoring it while she played in all the boxes 🙄. Run the bed through the washing machine with a bit of your usual detergent to get rid of the factory smell and then rub it over with a t-shirt you've slept in for a couple of nights, make it smell like a part of the house, doggo should be much happier about it after that.
roryab 8
you spelt cat wrong
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FluffythePink 24
Kids, cats and some dogs are always more interested in the boxes. I bought my loves to climb cat a ceiling high cat tree, she spent the first 3 days completely ignoring it while she played in all the boxes 🙄. Run the bed through the washing machine with a bit of your usual detergent to get rid of the factory smell and then rub it over with a t-shirt you've slept in for a couple of nights, make it smell like a part of the house, doggo should be much happier about it after that.
roryab 8
you spelt cat wrong