Alicestraza

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What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

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Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

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I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

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Alicestraza's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Shelling Ford / Tuesday 25 August 2015 11:55 / Germany - Munich

Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By catlady / Tuesday 25 August 2015 03:16 / United States - Clifton Park

Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 1 August 2015 04:10 / United States - Erie

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 4 June 2015 07:06 / United States - Corning

Today, after being with my fiance for almost a decade, my future mother-in-law has been accusing me of being a gold digger because we want to buy a house together. She has conveniently forgotten her son was out of work for two years and I supported the both of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BadGoldDigger / Tuesday 26 May 2015 12:18 / United States

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Alicestraza

What'ch'all looking at?

Mobility

The rules are the rules

Work is a 4-letter word

Checking you out

The thumb strikes back

The return of the thumb

Happy ending

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

I never take things to heart

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Night owl

One more and it's business time

I like your style

The Mixer

Back from the party

Socialite

Judgmental

50 favorites

Consolation prize

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

It's in the can!

Profile completed

YDI Master

I agree, my mouse works.

Beginner

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

Perfectionist

Who’s the fairest of them all?

42

Tell us what happened next

My diary is a collector's item

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

I liked to the power of 20

Tweet, tweet

Picture this FML

I’m your new creative director