By Ramis182 - 03/10/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 749
You deserved it 6 011

Same thing different taste

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saIty 17

He probably saw the axe commercial. He wants the chicks all over his mouth.


YourEvilHero 12

I accidentally did that before. didn't pass out but horrible taste

LiveLaughFML 10

if your son passed out from that incident, i don't think he'll ever be able to shop at Hollister.

If he dies, don't worry too much. If you're that dumb you deserve to die. Either that or it's natural selection just slowly weeding the morons.

Well then we wont be seeing 62 much longer.

If anyone deserves to die, It's #62. Good-bye mate, see you in hell...

Clever Why to waste time and use a tooth-brush when you have deodorant :p

tjv3 10

please take him to the doctor and have the doctor take away his ability to reproduce. you idiot child doesn't need to add to the gene pool it's already screwed up enough

No one deserves to die so dont even joke about it. Damn why cant we just go back to the yo mama jokes and leave out the death wishes...

Stonedmanalex 0

The son was most likely trying to HUFF and didnt bother to look that shit up

What a coincidence I just accidentally did this

What a coincidence I just accidentally did this

As we get more advanced technologies to do our hard thinking for us, we realize we don't need to have as much knowledge or common sense thanks to all the answers being a click away. TL:DR version People are getting more retarted.

rallets 22

says the man who misspelled "retarded"

rallets 22

#105 you misspelled "retarded"

Delannnnnnnnnie 0

Lol..My brother is like that:)

Xx_Nyhm_xX 0

With someone this stupid, it's kind of dissapointing to hear he lived.

nollid7 5

Well we know your son isn't going to college. Perhaps he's a special child, but I'd make sure to buy him a helmet for his birthday. ^_^ Just to be on the safe side lol.

TKmax 5

How can u blame the parent if the Childs a dumbass at 17

He did not become a dumbass overnight. It takes years of parental cultivation, or neglect, to produce this magnitude of idiocy.

TKmax 5

However at 17 he should know better or at least be able to read the can to know u shouldn't

EffinToofer 3

Or 67, he could have had great parents and still have decided to be a moron. Some of the worst people come from the best places, and vice versa.

Even parents can't fix stupid sometimes...

Ravenclaw2016 6

This level of idiocy is beyond anything someone else could help.

btnhdude 0

... I-I-I know, it-it's so... Just... Just... Just totally mind blowing... Just... Wow.. Wow... Wow... Omgoodness, wow. Just wow.

KailyKii 11
EffinToofer 3

Yeah, he is. He was just huffing and got his mom to believe he didn't know what he was doing. Smart guy!

ChrisTheCalm 9

"that's my son, he's not the brightest bulb, but he sure does smell amazing!"

nonelikeworms 0
saIty 17

He probably saw the axe commercial. He wants the chicks all over his mouth.

oboewhore_xD 6

I accidentally downrated your comment in my early morning fumblings. Sorry. :/

ikickgingers 15
blacksswan 10

You need to go out shopping more or take your time at the isle where the deodorants are.

rmeyer6 0

I'm waiting for Maury or Jerry to pop in and say otherwise...

TheRealHouse 7