Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
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Top comments
Wreckless_fml 6
Sounds like a winner to me.
saIty 17
He probably saw the axe commercial. He wants the chicks all over his mouth.
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Comments (193)
THE_A_TEEN 28
I find this hard to believe...
Sgrocks 5
Well did he get fresh breath?
gonzakev 2
Parenting-0 Teenagers-1 WIN!
Jayz29 0
Freaking YouTube moment
kickblocker 18
at least knows what'll happen so wont do it again
krysxkatastrophe 14
You say that like 17 year old boys are known for making smart decisions.
TipOfTheHat 10
Hopefully you have more children, natural selection should take care of deodorant boy!
zombiekitten87 12
Sounds more like a lame excuse for the real reason... Maybe he thought he could get high off the fumes?
dcg1375 7
That's EXACTLY what I think!
Clay_K 17
I was thinking the same thing.
ScarletBloom 14
What's wrong with the education systems nowadays? It endangers people's life.
SteveTheJanitor 6
Soz that was meant to be to 28 Woops
tmmundy 17
ooops. was suppose to be a reply to #43.
tmmundy 17
OMG. this crazy FML is just posting comments wherever it wants. grrrrr
PeppaParis 14
LOL Education system can't be blamed for not having common sense...
ikickgingers 15
Education and poor parenting are different beasts all together.
jazzybaby179 22
Raising an idiot?
tmmundy 17
#39...I totally agree. where I work, this guy would come in every day and buy at least 10 cans of air freshener, so I asked him why he needed so much, his dumb ass reply was that once you spray it one time it's gone. LMAO. His breath smelled like roses...and he doesn't come around no more either.
tmmundy 17
*any more.
jazzybaby179 22
That's a very crazy story,thank you for sharing (:
RedPillSucks 33
He was probably huffing. That's what #36 above suggested.