FML : Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow....

Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow. This idiot is 15 years old. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 13 October 2014 00:38 / United States - Racine

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By little_aliceee | 17

#6088352 - Monday 13 October 2014 9:31

I wonder how painful it will be when he shits....

By Fuaaad1994 | 31

#6088353 - Monday 13 October 2014 9:31

He is going to regret it when he takes a dump

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By little_aliceee | 17

#6088352 - Monday 13 October 2014 9:31

I wonder how painful it will be when he shits....

Stazza11 | 27

#6088357 - Monday 13 October 2014 9:34

On a scale of 1 to wasabi, probably death.

howsthisforaname | 34

#6088395 - Monday 13 October 2014 10:43

Feed him yogurt, lots of yogurt. It won't prevent the coming pain but it will ease it. Also buy preparation H in bulk, he will need it.

weveallbeenthere | 30

#6088448 - Monday 13 October 2014 13:51

in bulk? I say if he's that stupid to drink a bottle of hot sauce, he would probably eat the preparation H.

sweetbliss3 | 37

#6088615 - Monday 13 October 2014 18:16

if he's this dumb to think this would work, he deserves to endure the pain of shitting it out.

shanebob | 15

#6089271 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 8:09

But #40, he'll be able to whistle really well!

By Fuaaad1994 | 31

#6088353 - Monday 13 October 2014 9:31

He is going to regret it when he takes a dump

sayyestothedress | 24

#6088557 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:27

I bet he still has his pacifier and diaper

simplysarcastics | 25

#6088565 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:32

His new nickname is Hotass! Haha

Ichiya | 29

#6089387 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 12:48

Gives new meaning to Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire.

By stellamahone | 4

#6088354 - Monday 13 October 2014 9:32

lol that sounds like what my bf would do to get out of working. he's 25 if it makes you feel any better

Mauskau | 35

#6088387 - Monday 13 October 2014 10:22

Please don't have children with him. We need less idiots in the world :(

meli1195 | 31

#6088402 - Monday 13 October 2014 11:22

well, don't you just say the sweetest things to total strangers.

martin8337 | 35

#6088404 - Monday 13 October 2014 11:28

I agree with #23. We have more than enough idiots in the world.

lifesentence | 11

#6088460 - Monday 13 October 2014 14:20

yes the gene pool is shallow enough...I will be looking for his Darwin award in the years to come.

By Stazza11 | 27

#6088355 - Monday 13 October 2014 9:32

Expletives shall be bellowing from the crapper for the next day or 2.

desoxyn242 | 14

#6089954 - Wednesday 15 October 2014 8:58

People do it on YouTube LA beast drinks 4 large bottles of sriricha

By mohamed_H | 21

#6088356 - Monday 13 October 2014 9:32

Your son has an IQ of a monkey

devildog562 | 33

#6088369 - Monday 13 October 2014 9:47

Monkey tend to be pretty smart . I feel like you just insulted a whole species ...

mohamed_H | 21

#6088380 - Monday 13 October 2014 10:11

Oh well... His son has the IQ of Sid from ice age lol

lurker_no_more | 13

#6088381 - Monday 13 October 2014 10:12

we are all monkeys

brivielle | 15

#6088419 - Monday 13 October 2014 12:50

#19 speak for yourself.

littleteapot | 21

#6088485 - Monday 13 October 2014 15:15

Monkeys have tails. Apes do not. You should know this stuff!

SamanthaThe1st | 20

#6088876 - Monday 13 October 2014 22:52

That's a joke too mean for Sid. He would at least know not to do that

By devildog562 | 33

#6088359 - Monday 13 October 2014 9:35

Fire crotch comes to mind. Cause it's not just going to be his ass that burns.

By lolurkidding | 13

#6088361 - Monday 13 October 2014 9:36

The only fever he's gonna get is the flaming one from his ass

By iAmPaul | 49

#6088362 - Monday 13 October 2014 9:36

Kids these days...

By Truthexists1 | 12

#6088364 - Monday 13 October 2014 9:40

You are sick to call him an idiot
Remember the apple doesnt fall far from the tree

Axel5238 | 29

#6088371 - Monday 13 October 2014 9:51

The parents aren't always to blame. Kids will try and do stupid shit no matter what. People gotta stop blaming parents for all the stupid shit kids do.

RussRuss | 7

#6088479 - Monday 13 October 2014 14:56

He drank a bottle of hour sauce thinking it would give him a fever. Any decent brain would know that's not true, he's a idiot.

RussRuss | 7

#6088497 - Monday 13 October 2014 15:49

hot*

rocker_chick23 | 27

#6088775 - Monday 13 October 2014 20:21

Why are you blaming the parents? I know people who grew up with good parents and they turned out to be idiots. I also know people who grew up with horrible and abusive parents, they turned out to be intelligent people with successful jobs. It is not always the parents fault that their kids turned out to be idiots.