By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML
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iAmScrubs 19

He thought he was Charlie Sheen. Don't blame him.

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Igor_g5 0

You didn't teach him how to tell real coke from BS. That's where you went wrong.

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shift_love 13

cocaines one hell of a drug.

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shift_love 13

I'm Rick James bitch!

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upstartzero 0

bakin like a pro! :D they grow up so fast. hahaha jus kiddin

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LEGALIZEWEED 0

seriously coke how sad

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futtbuck101 1

little scarface

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stormlvr 0

And the douche bag award goes to.....*drum roll*...... Honestly idk. Who thinks the kid for snorting that or for the parent and their uh award winning parenting? :/

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Its not the parents fault the kid has no common sense 48...

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grumpybarista 0

So is OP upset that the kid wants to do coke? Or that the kid can't tell the difference between real and fake coke?

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florecitabetch 0

i think op it's upset that he can't tell the difference @ 66

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Yea, I would have snorted Dr. Peppers instead. All you need is black and white pepper, grounded.

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dolphincheddar 10

yes becuase snorting something that makes u immediately sneeze it out is really smart -_-

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Bano360 25

My friends sold "hash" to someone before. It was actually basil :-P

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xtacticalswarmx 0

Hash is actually the color of tar. Your friend is a moron for trying to do that, and the people that bought it are even more stupid.-.-

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sadistmonkey 19

Bano's friend isn't necessarily a moron if he knew that the guy he sold it to was gullible.

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w0rsh1psk8r 0

You're stupid. hash looks nothing like bud. its usually a sticky black/brown substance that you can eat or smoke. and your friends are assholes.

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rallets 22

talk about getting baked :/

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EvilPotato 14

techweed it's funny that you call him an idiot for trying to do coke, yet your name has "weed" in it.

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Chanistheman19 5

the reason I clicked on the fml was to find the first person to realize that! OP shouldn't be talking like that. it prob runs in the family.

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jvillan87 5

I'm thinking it's a bit of both.

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TookaWooka666 0

This is why you always spend time together as a family and teach the kid how to do it the right way lol.

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FunnyGuy5051 7

#178 it's not like weed is bad

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heavymetalman1 0

Maybe the kid was trying to pawn of kief, which like 75% of the population call hash

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iAmScrubs 19

He thought he was Charlie Sheen. Don't blame him.

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upstartzero 0

well at least the kid is winning...

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iAmScrubs 19

Therefore he wins, which makes him bi-winning.

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cowgod123 0

BRRRRAAAAANNDDDOOONNN ROYYY!!

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OhSoBueno 0

his mom sounds like troll.

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agaba 0

damm that kid has tiger blood

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bitchslapped22 14

Hey, I have an idea! We should all stop making Charlie Sheen jokes now because no one gives a shit anymore!

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eatsocks 0

what a beast! Hahahaha

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heathersmorin 0

You, 147, are not winning.

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iAmScrubs 19

147- I have an even better idea. You shut up and stop being a wet blanket.

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EvilPotato 14

the only question I have is where did he get the baking soda, and aspirin?

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robotiick 12

WINING //¡||¡||G

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raytaybinks 0

I was thinking the same thing. aspirin at school maybe...not sure about the baking soda

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snowboarder25 0

147 u need to get bitchslapped, ill make u live up to ur name

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ykthechild 0

he must have been an evolved warlock...unlike number 147

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gingerrrr88 11

Baking soda from home ec lab maybe?

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hiyourcute 0

Wait, he thought it WAS coke? hahahaha

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livin_plur 0

He must have been trying to show off because I'm sure if he had done it before he'd remember the taste

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Igor_g5 0

You didn't teach him how to tell real coke from BS. That's where you went wrong.

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VinegarStrokes 0

This comment was ******* GOLD.

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CatEyes66 0

Hahah, I wouldn't even tell which is which just because he is stupid and trying to do coke.

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dwhite312 0

from the sound of it, it doesn't seem like you loved him enough.

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

Actually I think she didn't beat him enough. Spare the rod, create an idiot.

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lextheplex 0

idk where you went wrong probably alot of places including here calling your child a twerp on FML. #badparent SMH

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ScuseMePrincess 2

Yeah, "twerp" isn't strong enough. "Nincompoop" or "imbecile" would have been better.

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startrekker 3

lol, yeah that's the definition of a bad parent, calling your kid a twerp on fml. grow up.

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klonopin_ftw 0

Vicky really ****** with timmy's mind when she baby sat him. she even drove him to cocaine. poor Wanda and cosmo just keep poofing up more for him. tsktsk

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samadams42 0

i too am shaking my head at this anomoly.

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iAmScrubs 19

This is not twitter. There is no need to use pointless hashtags.

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gemzroxya 0

he did it at school. clearly the mother was not there to be a 'bad parent'. its not like she told him to do it.

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TheDrifter 23

Love how all the other idiot children think that using "twerp" to describe her child makes op a bad parent. How politically correct has the world become?

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