Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML
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iAmScrubs
| 19
He thought he was Charlie Sheen. Don't blame him.
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Igor_g5
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You didn't teach him how to tell real coke from BS. That's where you went wrong.
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shift_love
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cocaines one hell of a drug.
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shift_love
| 13
I'm Rick James bitch!
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techweed
| 12
What an idiot!!!!!
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upstartzero
| 0
bakin like a pro! :D they grow up so fast. hahaha jus kiddin
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LEGALIZEWEED
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seriously coke how sad
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futtbuck101
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little scarface
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stormlvr
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And the douche bag award goes to.....*drum roll*...... Honestly idk. Who thinks the kid for snorting that or for the parent and their uh award winning parenting? :/
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CryMoreFMLs
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Its not the parents fault the kid has no common sense 48...
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grumpybarista
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So is OP upset that the kid wants to do coke? Or that the kid can't tell the difference between real and fake coke?
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florecitabetch
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i think op it's upset that he can't tell the difference @ 66
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HeavyMetalViking
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Yea, I would have snorted Dr. Peppers instead. All you need is black and white pepper, grounded.
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dolphincheddar
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yes becuase snorting something that makes u immediately sneeze it out is really smart -_-
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Bano360
| 25
My friends sold "hash" to someone before. It was actually basil :-P
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xtacticalswarmx
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Hash is actually the color of tar. Your friend is a moron for trying to do that, and the people that bought it are even more stupid.-.-
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sadistmonkey
| 19
Bano's friend isn't necessarily a moron if he knew that the guy he sold it to was gullible.
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w0rsh1psk8r
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You're stupid. hash looks nothing like bud. its usually a sticky black/brown substance that you can eat or smoke. and your friends are assholes.
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rallets
| 22
talk about getting baked :/
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EvilPotato
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techweed it's funny that you call him an idiot for trying to do coke, yet your name has "weed" in it.
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Chanistheman19
| 5
the reason I clicked on the fml was to find the first person to realize that! OP shouldn't be talking like that. it prob runs in the family.
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MisterMuffinz
| 13
win
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kyarush
| 10
movies... lol scarface?
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jvillan87
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I'm thinking it's a bit of both.
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TookaWooka666
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This is why you always spend time together as a family and teach the kid how to do it the right way lol.
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FunnyGuy5051
| 7
#178 it's not like weed is bad
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heavymetalman1
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Maybe the kid was trying to pawn of kief, which like 75% of the population call hash
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iAmScrubs
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He thought he was Charlie Sheen. Don't blame him.
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upstartzero
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well at least the kid is winning...
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iAmScrubs
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Therefore he wins, which makes him bi-winning.
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cowgod123
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BRRRRAAAAANNDDDOOONNN ROYYY!!
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Fiskerz
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DUH WINNING
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Keyman1212
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He's a violent torpedo of truth!
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OhSoBueno
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his mom sounds like troll.
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agaba
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damm that kid has tiger blood
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bitchslapped22
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Hey, I have an idea! We should all stop making Charlie Sheen jokes now because no one gives a shit anymore!
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eatsocks
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what a beast! Hahahaha
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heathersmorin
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You, 147, are not winning.
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iAmScrubs
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147- I have an even better idea. You shut up and stop being a wet blanket.
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whoa_is_failz
| 6
hes losing.
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EvilPotato
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the only question I have is where did he get the baking soda, and aspirin?
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robotiick
| 12
WINING //¡||¡||G
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raytaybinks
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I was thinking the same thing. aspirin at school maybe...not sure about the baking soda
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smhansen92
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^win!
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snowboarder25
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147 u need to get bitchslapped, ill make u live up to ur name
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ykthechild
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he must have been an evolved warlock...unlike number 147
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gingerrrr88
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Baking soda from home ec lab maybe?
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iamslimshady
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Winning!
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snowdrift
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haha
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hiyourcute
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Wait, he thought it WAS coke? hahahaha
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livin_plur
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He must have been trying to show off because I'm sure if he had done it before he'd remember the taste
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ImInABox
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He was just trying to live up to your standards.
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marix54888
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sounds correct.
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GeraldisTheG
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spongebob speaks the truth
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Igor_g5
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You didn't teach him how to tell real coke from BS. That's where you went wrong.
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VinegarStrokes
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This comment was fucking GOLD.
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sematariux
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hahahaha
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KiantoNari
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rofl!!
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LaRee
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agreed!(:
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CatEyes66
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Hahah, I wouldn't even tell which is which just because he is stupid and trying to do coke.
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HeavyMetalViking
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Obviously he missed out the key ingredient, "Intelligence".
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ashseal
| 11
hahha very true
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dwhite312
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from the sound of it, it doesn't seem like you loved him enough.
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instnt1nfction
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you know how ye feels, don't you
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ArthursLifeSucks
| 2
Actually I think she didn't beat him enough. Spare the rod, create an idiot.
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lextheplex
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idk where you went wrong probably alot of places including here calling your child a twerp on FML. #badparent SMH
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anorexicbarbie
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Seriously?
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ScuseMePrincess
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Yeah, "twerp" isn't strong enough. "Nincompoop" or "imbecile" would have been better.
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startrekker
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lol, yeah that's the definition of a bad parent, calling your kid a twerp on fml. grow up.
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ijrnelson
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lmao at 28. nice win
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klonopin_ftw
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Vicky really fucked with timmy's mind when she baby sat him. she even drove him to cocaine. poor Wanda and cosmo just keep poofing up more for him. tsktsk
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samadams42
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i too am shaking my head at this anomoly.
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iAmScrubs
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This is not twitter. There is no need to use pointless hashtags.
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gemzroxya
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he did it at school. clearly the mother was not there to be a 'bad parent'. its not like she told him to do it.
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TheDrifter
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Love how all the other idiot children think that using "twerp" to describe her child makes op a bad parent. How politically correct has the world become?