By thanks sis - 22/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Reading

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
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heirofhope 38

Make her buy you a new one. What an asshole! If not, just use her favorite cashmere sweater to wipe YOUR ass. Then it's all good :).

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Ameronot 14

Wow, ok, there is something seriously wrong with your sister, op.

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heirofhope 38

Make her buy you a new one. What an asshole! If not, just use her favorite cashmere sweater to wipe YOUR ass. Then it's all good :).

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TH_Insomniak 15

I'd recommend him masturbating on it, but too many idiots would mistake that for masturbating TO it.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

OP absolutely deserved this, what kind of soulless bastard leaves someone sitting on the can with Clingers... The screwed up ankle is a factor but still, what's a little pain compared to being trapped with no tp. NOTHING is worse than that helpless stuck on poop feeling. LMFAO

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shay_serendipity 29

No, OP did not deserve this. OP's sister could have waited for a while longer on the toilet until he was done icing his ankle, it's not like her ass was a time bomb that'll blow up and kill her if she didn't wipe right away. Patience is a virtue.

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Ameronot 14

Wow, ok, there is something seriously wrong with your sister, op.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Damn, Megan was bad but I never pictured her wiping her ass with her brother's clothes.

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WingedLovely27 20

She cut the brakes on one of their bikes for using her yoyo. I don't think she would have been above using their clothes as toilet paper.

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juicy_extasy 25

Get well soon OP and just throw that shirt out. No solution for your sister's attitude though =/

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BadKitty13 28

Why were you in the bathroom together ??

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MidnaLink 33

OP was sitting on a couch, icing their ankle.

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BadKitty13 28

it's a legitimate question so why so many negative comments.....

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kbecks87 16

It's not a legitimate question if you read the FML.

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mariri9206 32

12 and 32, it never stated where OP was or that they were sitting on a couch, tbh. granted, logical guess would be OP and sister are in diff rooms, but it was never actually specified so I can see how 6 sees this as a legitimate question.

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countryb_cth 38

Umm if OP was in the same room as her sister she would have; 1) probably been able to get her the toilet paper 2) stopped her sister from wiping her ass with OPs shirt

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klg32 17

She prolly had the door closed and had to slightly open it and ask for TP. But he refused and that's when all hell broke loose

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MidnaLink 33

Watch out y'all! We got a real badass here! But, seriously, yeah she's a bitch.

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born_hustla 26

That's messed up! But did you explain to your sis why you couldn't get her toilet paper or did you simply refuse? Either way she shouldn't have done that, but you may have given her a reason. Just saying!

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Vanderdale 14

It says right in the FML that she couldn't walk because she sprained her ankle and that her sister knew this.

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ariana_jk 2

Even if she didn't know, it's not ok for her to use OP's shirt to wipe with

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idefka 34

steal money from her to buy a new one.

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