Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML
Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML
Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
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Top comments
Ameronot 14
Wow, ok, there is something seriously wrong with your sister, op.
opiate_ape 10
shit in her pillow case
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Comments (73)
samichiss 5
I swear I read "sprinkled cake" instead of "sprained ankle". Bed time for me
NYGiants1925 22
...WHAT THE HELL!?
MenAreFromVegas 5
your sister is a selfish bitch who can't seem to spare a single thought for the needs of others.
DatBlueDerp 13
She's an ass
Dfma100 10
What a bitch
Jester epic_151 11
Set fire to all her clothes while shes asleep then lol
[email protected] 6
Was it difficult to help your sister! **** sake