By Nikki - 13/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Satellite Beach 4 1 5 41 Today, I went to bring my 92-year-old neighbor some cake we had just made. When I walked in, she was wearing pants. That's it. I stared blinking in shock for a few seconds before running away, yelling, "So sorry. I brought you cake. Real tired. Gonna sleep now. Bye." FML I agree, your life sucks 26 981 You deserved it 3 564 Tweet Share
By innocent - 06/01/2015 03:11 - United States 7 5 10 37 Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 999 You deserved it 3 332 Tweet Share