Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
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Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML
Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML
Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
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Top comments
Ameronot 14
Wow, ok, there is something seriously wrong with your sister, op.
opiate_ape 10
shit in her pillow case
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Comments (73)
fightyourtitle 17
Hm, YDI because I know what a sprained ankle feels like OP. I would've hopped on one foot or at least crawled to help my sister out. You've probably never felt the anxiety and horribleness or being stuck in the shitter without any toilet paper. YDI.
gothiccookies 10
Yeah, I'm pretty much here, having sprained and broken my ankle, I could walk on both and would have limped to get a family member some loo roll if they needed it... Wiping with a favoured shirt was unnecessary, but so was refusing to help her out.
ohSNAPyall 27
Sis shouldn't have sat down to take a shit with no toilet paper.
nyf137 20
Not all sprained ankles are created equal, try a little compassion, you don't know all of the circumstances here...
countryb_cth 38
Really OP deserves having shit and/or piss on their shirt because they were in to much pain to walk to the bathroom? You have got to be kidding me? OPs sister shouldn't have been such a spoiled selfish brat. If she was able to grab the shirt then clearly she would have been able to grab some toilet paper.
tlnorman 18
I always make sure my husband checks before hand to see if there is toilet paper, that way he doesn't have to ask for help, or have a very awkward time of getting the toilet paper. If you can,once you get over her ruining your favourite shirt, try to tell her to be mindful of whether or not there's toilet paper. It's hard to think about that at the time, but it does benefit everyone in the long run.
iLuvfatchickz 4
"That's just nasty" -Cleveland voice
Jwaye2 7
Its "Oh that's nasty" if your gonna quote atleast get it right
Erksangel 25
Well that's shitty!!
takeittoem 8
Turnabout is fair play...
inolongercare 19
If she was IN the bathroom you should have at least called for someone else. Can't leave your sister trapped.
sunyaph 23
i would smack her on the head.
HollyQuinn 21
Sorry your sister's an asshat.
GrapeJuice67 17
Wow, Wtf. Get back at her anyway you can.
HollyQuinn 21
Sorry your sister's an asshat. Hope your ankle gets better soon!