By Anonymous - United States - Columbia
  Today, my boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and learn about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. FML
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By  zinoxity  |  23

Wait, what? Why would someone even need to learn about water displacement in a bath? Shouldn't it be common knowledge?

  TheMathMajor  |  26

Actually while looking up stuff about instances of homosexuality in other species besides humans I came across something about gay dolphins. They do have blowhole sex. I will never unsee that diagram D:

  kakarot2  |  11

Yup, complete YDI.
I remember another FML just like this one of the guy jumping into conclusions. Now that this is a girl all of the sudden her life sucks? Nope.avi

  MrMeaner88  |  3

I actually went back and read that one. There are 2x as many YDIs and people are all calling him an asshole because "all he thinks about it sex." Definately a gender bias here...

  Zomg_Okay  |  26

It's not difficult. If they tried to have sex in the bath, they would inevitably cause water displacement when they got in. With that in mind, it's easy to see how OP could have interpreted the text to mean her boyfriend was horny. You're welcome.