Kids: Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused,...

By thanks sis - 22/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Reading

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By jriese444 - 23/12/2011 15:45 - United States

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML

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By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 20:06 - Nigeria

Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Tilehurst

Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 10:00

Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML

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By shootme - 13/11/2011 22:46 - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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heirofhope 38

Thursday 22 October 2015 11:04

Make her buy you a new one. What an asshole! If not, just use her favorite cashmere sweater to wipe YOUR ass. Then it's all good :).

Ameronot 14

Thursday 22 October 2015 11:05

Wow, ok, there is something seriously wrong with your sister, op.

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HollyQuinn 21

Thursday 22 October 2015 19:51

Sorry your sister's an asshat. Hope your ankle gets better soon!

mylifesF 15

Thursday 22 October 2015 20:52

What a shitty thing to do

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 22 October 2015 21:22

I was thinking a first why is it so hard to bring her some until I got to the end...wasn't there another roll in the bathroom?

jocamo 24

Thursday 22 October 2015 21:25

Wow what an assbut! It's horrible to be stuck, but a mature person would drip dry then hobble with a towel wrapped around them to where the tp is

lexieLS 2

Thursday 22 October 2015 22:06

Why didn't you give her the dam toilet paper ?! YTDI

badluckbastard 14

Thursday 22 October 2015 22:46

Shit on her bed. even.

clickme 17

Friday 23 October 2015 0:45

YDI. "Needing" toilet paper supersedes most everything. Now be a lamb and tell sissy you're sorry

Unksu 4

Friday 23 October 2015 2:28

Who goes into the bathroom, especially one at home, without making sure toilet paper is within reach?

captainsmegma 12

Friday 23 October 2015 2:55

See how far her toothbrush will fit into your vag.

Neorotoxin 2

Saturday 24 October 2015 3:24

I suggest when she isn't home, you go to her room and take a shit right on her bed, and wipe with her pillow. The only thing you can do is escalation. She deserves it for being a horrible bitch. And i'm not joking either.