Family, Stuck and Washing machines: Just because you can don't mean you should - FML

Just because you can don't mean you should

By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 20:06 - Nigeria

Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML

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By sam - 02/01/2022 20:02 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I got stuck in the drier. My step-brother came to help out. His pullout game is weak. He literally could not pull me out of the drier and had to call a handyman. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

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By thanks sis - 22/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Reading

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

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It's toast

By Crying - 16/04/2017 02:00

Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML

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By Bugga2018 - 22/05/2016 23:52 - United States - Freeport

Today, I went into the basement to do laundry. There is a little rope on the outside of the door to lock it. I was down there for 20 minutes, and came back up the stairs to find it locked. Turns out, my 3 year-old sister did it, then our parents took her to the park. I was stuck down there for 4 hours. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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Bad DIY FML

By Liah - 28/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML

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By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 10 December 2020 23:45

She probably didn't want to acknowledge that she shares DNA with a moron. And she's afraid it might be contagious in case idiocy is more nurture than nature.

Brightside86 30

Friday 11 December 2020 4:52

pornhub has several documentary on this very issue.

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Charlie Given 26

Thursday 10 December 2020 21:20

Maybe she thought you were shooting a **** 😅

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 10 December 2020 23:45

She probably didn't want to acknowledge that she shares DNA with a moron. And she's afraid it might be contagious in case idiocy is more nurture than nature.

tc201002 11

Friday 11 December 2020 0:54

Do I even want to know how you got stuck in the washing machine?

Brightside86 30

Friday 11 December 2020 4:52

pornhub has several documentary on this very issue.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 11 December 2020 15:22

I don't know if this was curiosity or a bet, but it sounds like it was your own fault. Dumbass.

spinspinsugar 12

Friday 11 December 2020 20:12

I have so many questions.....

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