By explosivepeach - 30/05/2015 01:34 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML
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Steve95401 49

Did you get to have a third day on the job?

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_kyleG_ 34

The key to these things is to stay optimistic... And maybe attach the key to your person from now on.

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sonasonic 34

OP's self-confidence apparently sunk like a rock right about then.

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MidnaLink 33

Shouldn't you be carrying your own key set?

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cheeeksss 29

What I was thinking. And if it's second day on the job, why is he working by himself? Usually for any job, someone is with you for the first few days right?

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Wolverine33 17

I'm a lifeguard and we don't have our own set of keys, there is a lockbox with the keys in it and we have the code to the box. Although, I don't know why he was by himself, we always have two lifeguards at a time at the pools.

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jasminexxxx 17

You were the one who needed saving here, from your angry customers

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Welshite 39

Should have used that time to practice "saving" all the cute girls/guys in the group. Nothing beats practical application of lifesaving techniques.

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devildog562 33

"Emergancy mouth to mouth resuscitation drill." "Pretty lady in the back there , please come forward and let me out some life into you." Not sure it would go over well but I guess you never know .

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Zebediabolical 39

I used to have a fake MedicAlert style ID bracelet that read 'REQUIRES FREQUENT MOUTH TO GENITAL RESUSCITATION'. I never quite had the nerve to go fall down and start convulsing at the nursing school though.

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cooltatgar 31

"Beloved guests, this is to announce that you've jyst won an extra 45mins of swimming time ... for free"

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RuBloKon 15

Did you thank your manager and tell her she was a life saver?

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feven 32

Stay optimistic OP. It's only the second day

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lexiieeex3 32

Why would you comment two completely different things on the same post...

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Reider022 16

Trying to get likes now after clearly failing to impress with the first comment.

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devildog562 33

So one can comment more then once now ? Calling someone pathetic because they post their opinion or ideas instead of coming up with an original and meaningful comment is redundant in my most humble of opinions . It's ops fault for locking themselves out , but accidents happen to everyone. That awkward moment were you are stuck in front of a group of people with no good news to deliver and the centre of attention on you sucks.

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feven 32

I commented both comments before the dislikes. Plus the first comment was clearly a joke but let's just forget about it

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jryan2 16

You say that but have multiple posts of your own here...

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_kyleG_ 34

The key to these things is to stay optimistic... And maybe attach the key to your person from now on.

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Steve95401 49

Did you get to have a third day on the job?

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