Miscellaneous: Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles... - FML

By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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By Fml24609 - 20/08/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

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Projectile

By Mr.Incognito-san - 03/04/2021 17:00

Today, my sisters were fighting, again. Unfortunately, one of them has the tendency to pick up the closest object and throw it at the other one. Unfortunately, I was the closest object, again. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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Are you ready to ruuuuuumbbbbbble?

By Mr.Incognito-san - 19/11/2020 02:02

Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML

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By smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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Right in the snowglobes

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Tilehurst

Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML

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Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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Saphiraa 10

Friday 5 June 2015 0:44

"Ew that's nasty" seriously I bet that stunk bad

darkstarrising 18

Friday 5 June 2015 0:46

Ok. That is gross.

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Saphiraa 10

Friday 5 June 2015 0:44

"Ew that's nasty" seriously I bet that stunk bad

carebear1228 20

Friday 5 June 2015 2:09

think fish factory

Emma1562 35

Friday 5 June 2015 0:44

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

tantanpanda 26

Friday 5 June 2015 2:10

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

antdbzb 10

Saturday 29 October 2016 20:44

looks like auto correct gone wrong to me

lukian_fml 29

Friday 5 June 2015 0:45

That explains the fight.

darkstarrising 18

Friday 5 June 2015 0:46

Ok. That is gross.

shessohighh 10

Friday 5 June 2015 21:54

At least it was her sister and not a stranger. I tried on some pants at Express the other day and when I took them off the blood had streaked down my thigh. FRESH BLOOD.

Backbone 11

Friday 5 June 2015 0:46

Bloody hell!!

feb011988 14

Friday 5 June 2015 0:47

Sounds like your sister just won that fight, yuck!

danthehuman 29

Friday 5 June 2015 0:47

Literal bloody hell! Haha, love the name OP.

toasterspoon 17

Friday 5 June 2015 0:47

I bet that was bloody exciting

mds9986 24

Friday 5 June 2015 0:47

That's just gross. Period.

RoboCunnilingus 23

Saturday 6 June 2015 18:24

The FML community is so fickle with how they distribute thumbs.

DemHaxBro 20

Friday 5 June 2015 0:48

Might want to take a shower now

mmmxr 11

Friday 5 June 2015 1:21

Nah I think she should just let it soak in.....

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