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Feisty one you are!!
I'd just yell for my sister to get it. Ahaha the force isn't very strong for me.
That's not the worst thing you could walk in on her doing. Consider yourself lucky, OP.
And it actually worked! She got the roll....
Forget that, why the **** didn't OP knock first? Damn hippies.
the stupid is strong in this one
There is no try only do!
Bet she shit herself trying to use "the force"
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Show it anywayThe dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.
Sorry, but you're wrong. She was using the Force to get you to come in and bring her the toilet paper, and it worked. Watch your back.
Whats up with your picture?
9 I'm guessing it is something he removed from a patient
Or a deer.
Why would you remove it from a deer?
Well it's a steak knife, I don't know many hoodlums who carry those around. Maybe someone fell on it while making dinner.
The "watch your back" in my comment is strangely appropriate here. I pulled that knife out of a patient's back. His brother had put it there.
That sucks for the brother who got stabbed. Crazy rednecks more than likely.
Lmafao, oh Farnsworth..you WiN so hard, you deserve a medal.
Ohh that sucks.
such imagination :)
THE FORSE IS NOT IMAGINARY.
*FORCE autocorrect, you bastard.
It's ok. You're not alone
Unless you walk
Using the force and accio. Both of which I try frequently
May the force be with her
She chose the wrong sci-fi franchise -- she should have gone with Star Trek. They're the ones to show you how to wipe out Klingons.
everyone has to find out they don't have the force sometime in life..
And what if they do have it...?
It was definitely heart breaking when I never got mine... I had such big plans for the wizarding world
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Sorry, but you're wrong. She was using the Force to get you to come in and bring her the toilet paper, and it worked. Watch your back.
The force is strong with this one