Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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goodoldave
| 17
Damn. At least you didn't Shit your pants.
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ApollosMyth
| 22
He'll never live this down, I can't imagine what shitting in his pants would cause.
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RAUHWeltBegriff
| 9
Greg the Soccer Player: What the fuck Evan we're down two points!
Evan: Fuckin' calm down Greg, it's soccer, it's soccer.
Greg the Soccer Player: Fuck you man.
Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again?
Greg the Soccer Player: That was like eight years ago asshole.
Seth: People don't forget....
This will be op
Evan: Fuckin' calm down Greg, it's soccer, it's soccer.
Greg the Soccer Player: Fuck you man.
Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again?
Greg the Soccer Player: That was like eight years ago asshole.
Seth: People don't forget....
This will be op
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PenguinBitch
| 43
25- *shit. In Op's case.
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Laurenluvz
| 11
25, Where did you get Greg/Seth from? OP's name is Skyler. o.o
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ZacZ
| 8
Hahaha perfect
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Thursday737
| 7
25 - You have an awesome name. Nakai-san!
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mrwawa
| 8
Beep beep it's the down vote train bitches.
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mr_sarcastic416
| 29
all aboard!!
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jipster
| 11
Marked for your lifetime
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ripresno
| 10
Mark in your pants...
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Marking your territory.
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stevothedevo
| 25
Skid marking.
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cyanidesandwich
| 21
Well did you check for any curds of shit in your pants?
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Charmillionaire
| 10
As if I needed another reason to hate cottage cheese...
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gc327072
| 29
That's possible? No whey!
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sniken
| 14
I'm guessing re-entering the classroom afterwards was the worst. Fyl.
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chris_a7x
| 11
At least you could leave class and sleep!
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ShawnBushOG
| 9
you can't help it.. not your fault
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peacelovecoffee
| 20
I don't think that makes OP feel any better!
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xSunnyOlivia
| 17
Why are people thumbing this down?
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PrincessPesa
| 20
Because it's not funny, damn it. Now make us laugh or get off the island!
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DocBastard
| 38
I usually wore ear plugs to those types of tests. Everyone around you should have brought nose plugs instead.
You obviously needed a butt plug.
You obviously needed a butt plug.
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sniken
| 14
There's always a next time.
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allie2590
| 30
It would probably just come shooting back out the way it went in.
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rg350dx
| 29
I can just imagine OP finishing the test, falling asleep, butt plug inserted, and get so backed up with farts it just shoots out and KO's the proctor as he/she walked by.
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skyeyez9
| 24
At least OP's butthole wasn't sealed shut and had to be cut open to fart. Gotta find something positive right?
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Wimoweh
| 10
Butt plug...that doesn't sound all too pleasant.
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NagainaFier
| 16
Depends on who you ask, 59; if it exists, someone has a kink for it.
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SmosherMe
| 6
Sex toys for non-farting purposes!
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SanaSazi
| 32
lol
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elcieloskyler
| 5
HAHAHAAHAHAAH OH MY GOODness i wish i would have had one. you made my day. (my account that i posted this on tells me im missing verification when i comment or reply so i had to make another one)
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Wizardo
| 33
Seems as if the monitor caught wind of your antics down there...
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Lizardgirl
| 7
I read this and pictured a giant monitor lizard...
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AH1Zviper
| 15
Look on the bright side. At least you finished.
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noobsatin
| 19
that's embarrassing. but at least you know you fart in your sleep. better them knowing than your boyfriend or girlfriend.
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Palirose
| 22
Even if a boyfriend or girlfriend knew...who cares? It's a natural thing. I fart in my sleep. For someone to hold that against someone is stupid. Everyone poops..and farts. Just part of the human body.
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
Well, most people do fart in their sleep. When it happens in front of strangers or a large group of people that are mostly just random people and mere acquaintances, it is rather embarrassing. I am much more comfortable farting in front of my husband than I am in front of anyone else. So I'd think that the OP might actually rather this happened in front of their bf/gf than in front of their entire class.
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dancinwookie
| 21
#36- I totally agree. If I couldn't fart in front of Harley, I'd spontaneously combust, which would be pretty cool...but farting competitions are more fun.
You obviously needed a butt plug.