By Skyler - United States
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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Greg the Soccer Player: What the fuck Evan we're down two points!
Evan: Fuckin' calm down Greg, it's soccer, it's soccer.
Greg the Soccer Player: Fuck you man.
Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again?
Greg the Soccer Player: That was like eight years ago asshole.
Seth: People don't forget....
This will be op

  rg350dx  |  29

I can just imagine OP finishing the test, falling asleep, butt plug inserted, and get so backed up with farts it just shoots out and KO's the proctor as he/she walked by.

  elcieloskyler  |  5

HAHAHAAHAHAAH OH MY GOODness i wish i would have had one. you made my day. (my account that i posted this on tells me im missing verification when i comment or reply so i had to make another one)

  Palirose  |  22

Even if a boyfriend or girlfriend knew...who cares? It's a natural thing. I fart in my sleep. For someone to hold that against someone is stupid. Everyone poops..and farts. Just part of the human body.

  BellaBelle_fml  |  23

Well, most people do fart in their sleep. When it happens in front of strangers or a large group of people that are mostly just random people and mere acquaintances, it is rather embarrassing. I am much more comfortable farting in front of my husband than I am in front of anyone else. So I'd think that the OP might actually rather this happened in front of their bf/gf than in front of their entire class.