By Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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DocBastard 38

I usually wore ear plugs to those types of tests. Everyone around you should have brought nose plugs instead. You obviously needed a butt plug.

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goodoldave 17

Damn. At least you didn't Shit your pants.

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goodoldave 17

Damn. At least you didn't Shit your pants.

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ApollosMyth 22

He'll never live this down, I can't imagine what ******** in his pants would cause.

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RAUHWeltBegriff 9

Greg the Soccer Player: What the **** Evan we're down two points! Evan: ******' calm down Greg, it's soccer, it's soccer. Greg the Soccer Player: **** you man. Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again? Greg the Soccer Player: That was like eight years ago asshole. Seth: People don't forget.... This will be op

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Laurenluvz 11

25, Where did you get Greg/Seth from? OP's name is Skyler. o.o

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Thursday737 7

25 - You have an awesome name. Nakai-san!

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mrwawa 8

Beep beep it's the down vote train bitches.

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cyanidesandwich 21

Well did you check for any curds of shit in your pants?

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Charmillionaire 13

As if I needed another reason to hate cottage cheese...

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gc327072 30

That's possible? No whey!

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sniken 14

I'm guessing re-entering the classroom afterwards was the worst. Fyl.

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chris_a7x 11

At least you could leave class and sleep!

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peacelovecoffee 20

I don't think that makes OP feel any better!

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xSunnyOlivia 17

Why are people thumbing this down?

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PrincessPesa 20

Because it's not funny, damn it. Now make us laugh or get off the island!

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DocBastard 38

I usually wore ear plugs to those types of tests. Everyone around you should have brought nose plugs instead. You obviously needed a butt plug.

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allie2590 31

It would probably just come shooting back out the way it went in.

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rg350dx 29

I can just imagine OP finishing the test, falling asleep, butt plug inserted, and get so backed up with farts it just shoots out and KO's the proctor as he/she walked by.

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skyeyez9 24

At least OP's butthole wasn't sealed shut and had to be cut open to fart. Gotta find something positive right?

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Wimoweh 10

Butt plug...that doesn't sound all too pleasant.

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NagainaFier 16

Depends on who you ask, 59; if it exists, someone has a kink for it.

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elcieloskyler 5

HAHAHAAHAHAAH OH MY GOODness i wish i would have had one. you made my day. (my account that i posted this on tells me im missing verification when i comment or reply so i had to make another one)

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Wizardo 33

Seems as if the monitor caught wind of your antics down there...

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Lizardgirl 7

I read this and pictured a giant monitor lizard...

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AH1Zviper 15

Look on the bright side. At least you finished.

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noobsatin 19

that's embarrassing. but at least you know you fart in your sleep. better them knowing than your boyfriend or girlfriend.

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Palirose 22

Even if a boyfriend or girlfriend knew...who cares? It's a natural thing. I fart in my sleep. For someone to hold that against someone is stupid. Everyone poops..and farts. Just part of the human body.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Well, most people do fart in their sleep. When it happens in front of strangers or a large group of people that are mostly just random people and mere acquaintances, it is rather embarrassing. I am much more comfortable farting in front of my husband than I am in front of anyone else. So I'd think that the OP might actually rather this happened in front of their bf/gf than in front of their entire class.

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dancinwookie 21

#36- I totally agree. If I couldn't fart in front of Harley, I'd spontaneously combust, which would be pretty cool...but farting competitions are more fun.

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