Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I had a surprise test for Economics. While taking the test, I put my head down so I could think. A while later, I awoke to the whole class turning in their test. I had to turn in my test incomplete. No questions answered, just my name, the date, and a pool of drool. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
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DocBastard 40
I usually wore ear plugs to those types of tests. Everyone around you should have brought nose plugs instead. You obviously needed a butt plug.
goodoldave 17
Damn. At least you didn't Shit your pants.
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Comments (65)
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Wow, little harsh over a typo, an obvious typo, possibly caused by autofill but a typo none-the-less.
katnisse12 6
I had state testing today too... It sucks, even without something so embarrassing happening. My condolences, OP.
elcieloskyler 5
TY.
sugoine 12
No more pickled eggs and beer for you!
Lamar1000100 6
We took em at Union Grove :/
drew12089 2
That's epic what are you complaining about?
kabza 13
yeah same here..i even shat my pants
lufflala 6
I laughed so hard when I read 'ferociously farting'
freshko21 6
That is the funniest shit i have ever heard lol
TeratoMarty 6
Good on yer, Skyler. Standardised tests are bullshit (and I'm speaking as someone who got a 1572 on my SATs). All you did was give 'em a little shit back.
LyraAlluse 25
Don't feel bad. Farting is natural and healthy. If you didn't fart or burb, the extra gas would build up inside of your body and cause damage to organs and such. So keep on farting.