By needurlove - United States - Sandpoint
Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML
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By  p3mguin  |  7

Nice going man, another year of Spanish!

  p3mguin  |  7



31 - That would probably be eres, not estas. Estas is generally for short-term things like mood or location. Being retarded isn't exactly something that will change that fast.


I'm sorry, but what is a period? To me, an English girl, a period is when a girl bleeds out of her vagina. I'm guessing in this case, it's something different.
(So going to get thumbs down for this)

  idntwannaknow  |  3

If the Spanish kid had the guts to tell the girl she's pretty, then maybe you could have done the same. But instead, you just backstabbed your friend and and made yourself look like a jerk. YDI

P.s: just because a guy tell a girl she is pretty doesn't mean she will start dating him.

  EricaCookies  |  0

If you're quoting something, say it right. If you're copying a quote and saying "whatever you want" that's plagiarism. So accept the correction and shut up. (:

  Aug1508  |  9

It's called paraphrasing, not plagiarism! It would be plagiarism if I quoted it correctly and said I came up with that saying! So you shut the hell up and do research before saying anything twit!

  BlAzEtHiS  |  0

No, they take our jobs and government assistance without contributing. That's a big reason our economy is in the tank. Check on California. They are broker then broke because of the illegal immigrants they have to deal with.

  LaughinStock  |  16

72 HAHAHAH typical American always complaining that other people take their jobs. Yet I see a lot of stores hiring, but no we need a job that doesn't consist of manual labor. So damn ignorant, you're the reason why I hate this country. ( Sorry other commentators if I'm raging :)

  The_Hitdude  |  12

Seriously? I hear your shit from people every day. This is the kind of crap dialogue they spew:

Ignorant others: "Goddamn immigrants, why can't they stay in their own countries. Taking all of our fucking jobs..."
Me: "But there are a good amount of job openings right now. Don't you watch the news?"
I.O's: "Yeah, but those jobs don't pay well, and I'm not the kind of guy that gets my hands dirty."

You have no fucking right to complain.You guys are so quick to complain about the lack of job openings, but you run in the opposite direction when you hear about jobs paying minimum wage that require manual labor.

You went from paying taxes for immigrants to mow your lawn to paying taxes to mow your own lawn. Who's the fool now?

  OhLohd111  |  11

I remember being told it means "bitch". However English is my first language and I'm not familiar with Spanish slang yet, so.....
Have a cookie. Or something.

  LunaDragon  |  10

You all are mostly correct, its Spanish slang and in different regions means something different, but the overall translation of the word means, idiot, stupid, or dumbass. And depending on the context of the word it can be taken as a rude insult or poking fun at someone in a joking manner. Does that clear it up?

By  perdix  |  29

Dumb ass! The first rule of being a guy is keep your so-called "friends" away from any girl you are slightly interested in.

That's why I aways go to Kathy Bates movies alone and tell all my "friends" they shouldn't see them ;)