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Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
OP farted so I was trying to make use of a pun. Hence the lmao.....
A pun should be quite obvious. Once read, it should be followed with " oh I get it" or " ah, I see what you did there. " (I'm not the queen of making puns though. You'd have to go to Doc for that).
I thought you were trying to be captain obvious until I read your explanation.
You should have booked it out of there. Your gas speaks volumes about you. Don't shelf this issue- I would get your colon checked periodically.
I always thought that stood for "Lockheed Martin Astronautics Operations," but it all makes sense now!