Gassy

hahahahaha

Farts stink.

sounds like a health issue.

11, thank you captain obvious.

Yeah... farts stink. I don't know of anything smelling good when it has methane and hydrogen sulfide mixed in it.

and what country is that

that stinks !

you stink.

You all stink.

Nah, close your legs and the smell will go away...

what exactly were you dreaming of....

Sounds like a blast

did the library explode.?!
cuz if it did....that'd be one hell of a fart! :))

hiiiii

Was it a wet fart? ):

Your bodies natural alarm clock.

sounds like something I would do!! haha

115- are you implying that girls do fart too???

wait what... girls fart?!

117 yes they fart, and pms farts smell 10x worse than anything a man puts out

A research proved that men had higher quantity of gas, but women had more "offensive odors" :D.

all of y'all stink
and that's what I think
now my face is all pink
cuz I made a stink.

whaddya think?!

this reminds me of silent library for some reason..

haha you should be quiet in library's

Hahahahahaha! Nice job.

Lemme guess.. You are the right one?

lol win ^

hhahaha

sucks.

first

Lmao! (laugh my ass off).

Thanks for explaining!

I always thought that stood for "Lockheed Martin Astronautics Operations," but it all makes sense now!

i said this once and i'll say it again; thank you captain obvious.

OP farted so I was trying to make use of a pun. Hence the lmao.....

A pun should be quite obvious. Once read, it should be followed with " oh I get it" or " ah, I see what you did there. " (I'm not the queen of making puns though. You'd have to go to Doc for that).

I thought you were trying to be captain obvious until I read your explanation.

Woohoo! I'm the queen of puns!

Heeeeey...wait a minute...

Hahaha. I caught my mistake but decided to leave it there due to laziness. I was actually kind of hoping you would look over it.

Damn you Doc!

Something like...
I'll bet that was a rip-roaring good time.
Sounds like a gas!
or even
That stinks.

I ...stink... with puns but you get the picture.

you mean fmao?!?!

Bean-o!

my dad takes those before he has beans, well, sometimes :/


Also, what is your tattoo of? It looks cool

No it doesn't... It looks like the top of a cartoon bird's head.

Best Fml I've read thus far. ha ha

You can't have been here long.

it really isn't that great.

lol his a man.... men+farts= bound to laugh

I'm guessing 80 wasn't burdened with an overabundance of learning.

83 is delightful

#83 your such a big softie!!

Lmao at least you have a nice librarian :)

Haa i modded this one. :) Maybe you should not eat beans...

I hope you didn't moderate this one, so you could make that "bean" comment.

At least you didn't shit your pants in your sleep. PLOP!!

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