Gassy

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:53 - United States

Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
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DocBastard 38
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You should have booked it out of there. Your gas speaks volumes about you. Don't shelf this issue- I would get your colon checked periodically.

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DocBastard 38
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I always thought that stood for "Lockheed Martin Astronautics Operations," but it all makes sense now!

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tomtaylor85 0

hahahahaha

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the_flirtt 0

sounds like a health issue.

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zp5 4

11, thank you captain obvious.

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jakeisawake 3
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Yeah... farts stink. I don't know of anything smelling good when it has methane and hydrogen sulfide mixed in it.

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dani22097 0
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and what country is that

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5t3ff1k4h 44
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You all stink.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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Nah, close your legs and the smell will go away...

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blonderabbit 0

what exactly were you dreaming of....

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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Sounds like a blast

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sweeney18 0

did the library explode.?! cuz if it did....that'd be one hell of a fart! :))

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ClickMyPicture 0
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Was it a wet fart? ):

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ItsaMeLuigi 6
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Your bodies natural alarm clock.

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stephanie0613 0

sounds like something I would do!! haha

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BadasS14 0

115- are you implying that girls do fart too???

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ClickMyPicture 0
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wait what... girls fart?!

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untoward 0
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117 yes they fart, and pms farts smell 10x worse than anything a man puts out

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MLuckyCapoeirist 6
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A research proved that men had higher quantity of gas, but women had more "offensive odors" :D.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12
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all of y'all stink and that's what I think now my face is all pink cuz I made a stink. whaddya think?!

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InsertAUsername 0

this reminds me of silent library for some reason..

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suppepz 0

haha you should be quiet in library's

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kels_409 0

Hahahahahaha! Nice job.

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SirSantpoort 0
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Lemme guess.. You are the right one?

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ImNinja 0

lol win ^

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valri3 0
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Lmao! (laugh my ass off).

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worldclass 0
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Thanks for explaining!

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DocBastard 38
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I always thought that stood for "Lockheed Martin Astronautics Operations," but it all makes sense now!

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zp5 4

i said this once and i'll say it again; thank you captain obvious.

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valri3 0
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OP farted so I was trying to make use of a pun. Hence the lmao.....

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mintcar 9

A pun should be quite obvious. Once read, it should be followed with " oh I get it" or " ah, I see what you did there. " (I'm not the queen of making puns though. You'd have to go to Doc for that). I thought you were trying to be captain obvious until I read your explanation.

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DocBastard 38
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Woohoo! I'm the queen of puns! Heeeeey...wait a minute...

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mintcar 9

Hahaha. I caught my mistake but decided to leave it there due to laziness. I was actually kind of hoping you would look over it. Damn you Doc!

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WallyTheWombat 0

Something like... I'll bet that was a rip-roaring good time. Sounds like a gas! or even That stinks. I ...stink... with puns but you get the picture.

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shoelaces301 0
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you mean fmao?!?!

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mfmylifesrsly 29
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my dad takes those before he has beans, well, sometimes :/ Also, what is your tattoo of? It looks cool

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skittle68 0
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No it doesn't... It looks like the top of a cartoon bird's head.

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natureboyn 6
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Best Fml I've read thus far. ha ha

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boopityboppity 11
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You can't have been here long.

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zp5 4

it really isn't that great.

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mz_booty 0

lol his a man.... men+farts= bound to laugh

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boopityboppity 11
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I'm guessing 80 wasn't burdened with an overabundance of learning.

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haquai 0

83 is delightful

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mz_booty 0

#83 your such a big softie!!

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sweet_candy_ 17
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Lmao at least you have a nice librarian :)

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lemonypower 6

Haa i modded this one. :) Maybe you should not eat beans...

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jakeisawake 3
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I hope you didn't moderate this one, so you could make that "bean" comment.

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Zmeilerr 22
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At least you didn't shit your pants in your sleep. PLOP!!

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Twisted107 4

true

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