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DocBastard
| 38
You should have booked it out of there. Your gas speaks volumes about you. Don't shelf this issue- I would get your colon checked periodically.
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DocBastard
| 38
I always thought that stood for "Lockheed Martin Astronautics Operations," but it all makes sense now!
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tomtaylor85
| 0
hahahahaha
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Farts stink.
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the_flirtt
| 0
sounds like a health issue.
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zp5
| 4
11, thank you captain obvious.
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jakeisawake
| 3
Yeah... farts stink. I don't know of anything smelling good when it has methane and hydrogen sulfide mixed in it.
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dani22097
| 0
and what country is that
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
that stinks !
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WannaBeActor1018
| 11
you stink.
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5t3ff1k4h
| 44
You all stink.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Nah, close your legs and the smell will go away...
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blonderabbit
| 0
what exactly were you dreaming of....
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Sounds like a blast
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sweeney18
| 0
did the library explode.?!
cuz if it did....that'd be one hell of a fart! :))
cuz if it did....that'd be one hell of a fart! :))
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CockSneeze
| 2
hiiiii
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ClickMyPicture
| 0
Was it a wet fart? ):
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ItsaMeLuigi
| 6
Your bodies natural alarm clock.
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stephanie0613
| 0
sounds like something I would do!! haha
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BadasS14
| 0
115- are you implying that girls do fart too???
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ClickMyPicture
| 0
wait what... girls fart?!
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untoward
| 0
117 yes they fart, and pms farts smell 10x worse than anything a man puts out
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MLuckyCapoeirist
| 6
A research proved that men had higher quantity of gas, but women had more "offensive odors" :D.
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mamamiaaa_fml
| 12
all of y'all stink
and that's what I think
now my face is all pink
cuz I made a stink.
whaddya think?!
and that's what I think
now my face is all pink
cuz I made a stink.
whaddya think?!
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InsertAUsername
| 0
this reminds me of silent library for some reason..
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suppepz
| 0
haha you should be quiet in library's
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kels_409
| 0
Hahahahahaha! Nice job.
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SirSantpoort
| 0
Lemme guess.. You are the right one?
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ImNinja
| 0
lol win ^
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lacrossekid
| 0
hhahaha
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Hellraiser47
| 0
sucks.
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Ass_Kick
| 0
first
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valri3
| 0
Lmao! (laugh my ass off).
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worldclass
| 0
Thanks for explaining!
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DocBastard
| 38
I always thought that stood for "Lockheed Martin Astronautics Operations," but it all makes sense now!
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zp5
| 4
i said this once and i'll say it again; thank you captain obvious.
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valri3
| 0
OP farted so I was trying to make use of a pun. Hence the lmao.....
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mintcar
| 9
A pun should be quite obvious. Once read, it should be followed with " oh I get it" or " ah, I see what you did there. " (I'm not the queen of making puns though. You'd have to go to Doc for that).
I thought you were trying to be captain obvious until I read your explanation.
I thought you were trying to be captain obvious until I read your explanation.
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DocBastard
| 38
Woohoo! I'm the queen of puns!
Heeeeey...wait a minute...
Heeeeey...wait a minute...
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mintcar
| 9
Hahaha. I caught my mistake but decided to leave it there due to laziness. I was actually kind of hoping you would look over it.
Damn you Doc!
Damn you Doc!
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WallyTheWombat
| 0
Something like...
I'll bet that was a rip-roaring good time.
Sounds like a gas!
or even
That stinks.
I ...stink... with puns but you get the picture.
I'll bet that was a rip-roaring good time.
Sounds like a gas!
or even
That stinks.
I ...stink... with puns but you get the picture.
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shoelaces301
| 0
you mean fmao?!?!
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WHAT_THA_PHUCK
| 0
Bean-o!
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
my dad takes those before he has beans, well, sometimes :/
Also, what is your tattoo of? It looks cool
Also, what is your tattoo of? It looks cool
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skittle68
| 0
No it doesn't... It looks like the top of a cartoon bird's head.
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natureboyn
| 6
Best Fml I've read thus far. ha ha
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boopityboppity
| 11
You can't have been here long.
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zp5
| 4
it really isn't that great.
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mz_booty
| 0
lol his a man.... men+farts= bound to laugh
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boopityboppity
| 11
I'm guessing 80 wasn't burdened with an overabundance of learning.
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haquai
| 0
83 is delightful
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mz_booty
| 0
#83 your such a big softie!!
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sweet_candy_
| 17
Lmao at least you have a nice librarian :)
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lemonypower
| 6
Haa i modded this one. :) Maybe you should not eat beans...
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jakeisawake
| 3
I hope you didn't moderate this one, so you could make that "bean" comment.
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Zmeilerr
| 22
At least you didn't shit your pants in your sleep. PLOP!!
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Twisted107
| 4
true