Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I had a surprise test for Economics. While taking the test, I put my head down so I could think. A while later, I awoke to the whole class turning in their test. I had to turn in my test incomplete. No questions answered, just my name, the date, and a pool of drool. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
I usually wore ear plugs to those types of tests. Everyone around you should have brought nose plugs instead. You obviously needed a butt plug.
goodoldave 17
Damn. At least you didn't Shit your pants.
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Comments (65)
cman1322 9
That's embarrassing
SmosherMe 6
You don't say?
mrs_bruno_mars 14
That's the whole point of it being an FML, isn't it?
buddy51 23
Was Taco Bell involved in your pretest training meal ? Maybe next time you can be a little more considerate of your fellow test takers and exit before excreting!!
Annies 20
maybe he farts no matter what he eats
HortonThelephant 15
Damn op! You had time to take a nap? I suppose one could say that test was a "breeze".
HowieDoIt 21
Are you sure it wasn't back fat creating suction on the chair?
j_cat187 20
Perhaps op is really fat and the farting noises where the air escaping from his rolls.
sabrinaacrow 26
I hope you did well on the test though
thefailgurl96 11
The school I go to took that test today too! my stomach was growling really loud the whole time -.-
xLIGHTS_fml 23
Dude, same here. And I was the only one who's stomach was growling haha ._.
rawr_ily96 24
That's why I bring my own snacks. Don't your schools provide small things like fruit snacks? They're supposed to provide small snacks and a water bottle, and you should be allowed to bring your own drink as long as it has a lid (not a McDonald's lid).
xLIGHTS_fml 23
They do but not for the tests we take called end of instruction exams. They only do it it's like on a Saturday or something :/
Jharrist89 12
Lmao! Own that shit!
BellaBelle_fml 23
After all, a fart is just shit in the form of gas!
c4rpi0 20
If you're from texas then we both took the same test today lol I fell asleep when I finished too but I'm pretty sure I didn't fart
NagainaFier 16
Same here~ Only this girl didn't have to because senior. I feel really, really sorry for the kids who have to take the new STAR tests ._.
rawr_ily96 24
I've heard from the freshmen and sophomores in my school that STAAR is just insanely difficult. My class had to take an English field test (experimental. didn't count for or against us) to help the test developers make the 11th grade STAAR test for next year. My boyfriend was the only one who took it seriously and did the whole thing. Everyone else gave up about halfway through. I couldn't even do it and English is one of my best subjects!!!
NagainaFier 16
I heard about the STAR testing last year/year before but never had to take it because I was above the grade cut off. I guess it's new to me? Still though, I think they're changing too much with STAR, grading policies in general, AND the 70/30 thing for regular classes. They should have just started that with a kindergarden class and let them never know the difference, not shell shock all these kids by slamming them with far more difficult testing material than they've ever had to take. And the SEGO testing... (Or whatever the abbreviation is...) don't get me started... I took the Geometry 'experimental' STAR test in Sophomore year and actually tried; lots of kids just bubbled in C the whole way down.
perdix 31
That's one way to get a good score -- use chemical warfare against your competition. That'll lower the curve.
FightMyLiger 19
Sounds like you followed the tootorial.
chanellgymnast 17
Shit your pants or anything? Lol.