By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
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Mortanious 0
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YDI, you woke up to yourself farting?! LMFAO

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_Noon_ 0
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That's what you get for sleeping during class! /nerd

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Vanni 0
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Fixed. Thank you.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
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EDIT - The comments' feed is going bats**t crazy, so never mind my original comment.

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_Noon_ 0
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That's what you get for sleeping during class! /nerd

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waterynuggets 0

The way this is worded is too melodramatic. And you woke up with a start? Wat?

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CheshireHalli 19

I would've too had I farted so loud that my entire class heard me. lol YDI, OP. Don't fall asleep.

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clarke1986 0
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I don't get why people laugh at farts

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karrdesw 0
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We find shit funny, pun intended ;) OP, YDI for running out. If you'd laughed it off people would just forget about it after a while. Now that you ran out it's a story they could use to embarrass you in the future.

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Horde 8

double YDI for not paying attention in class, and for running out instead of asking "Did you heared the frog as well??"

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stupiddumbblonde 0

FYL.

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wordgirl 0
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Sorry, sweetie, but you made my day. Just the imagery... :p Had to be killer. FYL for sure. :D

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Mortanious 0
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YDI, you woke up to yourself farting?! LMFAO

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Chaos187 6

Still shufflin?

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phatdaddy 0
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It's probably because you have gastrointestinal problems, and view them as illness rather than gaseous burrito remnants.

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