By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
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FriskyTaco 0

that's why I always wear my buttplug when I go out...YDI for not wearing your buttplug

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FriskyTaco 0

that's why I always wear my buttplug when I go out...YDI for not wearing your buttplug

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RavenRacing 3

I couldn't help but laugh my ass of at this.

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Daerauko 0

lol unless it was so strong you launch it across the room (assuming you wore a dress and no undies)

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chickunkey 0

Jesus Christ. Don't even joke about buttplugs!! My best friend was instantly killed by a buttplug after it had been launched from the ass of some ****** who had been wearing one.

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Daerauko 0

heh bet that wasn't an open casket funeral

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chickunkey 0

No, it was in fact an open casket funeral. We had to show the world the harm that buttplugs cause. It's what jumpstarted our anti-buttplug campaign.

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Daerauko 0

butt-plugs don't kill people, Cans of baked beans do!

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xtacticalswarmx 0

Epic win! lmao

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Heather_x0x0 6

best comment ever!! hahaha WIN!!!

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flickyourbic1223 7

20- Anti Butt-plug Campaign? So that's what the abc's are really about. It's an anonymous support group. Brings new meaning to knowing your abc's backwards!

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awesomeloser14 0

only 9.99!!!!!!!!! Butt plugs keeps you from farting and ******** on your self!! so go buy!! warning: this product does not keep out from pissing on your self. caution: butt plugs can kill people so while wearing butt plugs please wear underwear or pants so not to hurt people. BUTT PLUGS ONLY 9.99!!!! GO BUY!

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pimplayer 0

is a buttplug a penis? ur inventions are like that of the teacher from southpark. u know that "car" where the seat goes up your butt and another in your mouth lol

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qaddodi 4

it's called "it" and the episode's name was "entity" hilarious.

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Carpy 8

A normal alarm clock would work just fine.

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eddieyes 0

I hate any types of alarms, needless to say fart alarm

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ImaWiseGuy 5

ydi, for going to a lame ass party that was being quiet enough to hear you fart to begin with....

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Yaen 18

Being quiet doesn't make a party lame.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

in my standards it's does, if people are just chillin around kickin it, I wouldn't classify that as a party....

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EmoGiana 0

Wow. That's like my FAVORITE saying.

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leeshxx 3

then you need some new sayings, seriously you often use the phrase sharted? wow

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sematariux 7

wow 65 ur just downing everything huh?

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TheNinjaBuffalo 0

69- Yeah, she's a real Debbie Downer. I bet she's just mad because this has happened to her, or was her own post.

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leeshxx 3

I'm "downing" on things that aren't funny or pathetic. Debbie downer really? and if it were my post it would have my name on it and I would have a pretty ribbon on my comments. sorry to burst your bubble lovely

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aquariusangel420 0

Y'all are all assholes she was just expressing her opinon that she didn't like it! Ya'll are just mad that she didn't find the stupid comment funny GROW UP DUMBASSES SMH

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igoteffed 0

(sing to the chorus of we'll all float on) And we'll all troll on okay And we'll all troll on alright already we'll all troll on alright. seriously trolls calm down.

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Snodes 0

I thought girls didn't fart

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Death_From_Above 0

why would you even think about falling asleep at a party you buzzkill!!!

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yohooooooo 5

that's what I was thinking. like what was it a party for 6 year olds?

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Fx13mz 7

I remember an FML just like this...

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quadder 0

must have been a boring party, people were probally looking for an excuse to leave and you gave them one

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badbe 0

this sounds the same as a fml I read

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Andrewlostnow 3

were was the music!! are you it was a party?

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