Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I had a surprise test for Economics. While taking the test, I put my head down so I could think. A while later, I awoke to the whole class turning in their test. I had to turn in my test incomplete. No questions answered, just my name, the date, and a pool of drool. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
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DocBastard 40
I usually wore ear plugs to those types of tests. Everyone around you should have brought nose plugs instead. You obviously needed a butt plug.
goodoldave 17
Damn. At least you didn't Shit your pants.
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Comments (65)
coolboy675 16
STAR testing? Perhaps it became the SHART testing now.
rawr_ily96 24
It's TAKS this week. :P STAAR is either in the next couple of weeks or they already did it.... And I can't even come up with a good pun for TAKS. -_- I feel so dumb.
NagainaFier 16
Torturing all kids successfully? Wait, that's not really a pun...
notsosweetgrl 7
That would be a hilarious distraction lol
akiahara 14
Hope you're almost done with school. This will follow you.
upallnight11 19
You sure know how to... attract the attention
MacMonster 10
You sure know how to break... up sentences randomly.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
I love your diction, FEROCIOUS! Absolutely perfect!
Victoria363 5
Yah that will come back and bite yah but.. There will be a time where someone will do something worse and u will be forgetten
ckcortez 10
That stinks!
TypoH 7
SOL testing? Standards of Learning seemed to have changed to Shit Out of Luck.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha I blew a big one during the SAT. NO ONE LOOKED. That's so awkward>.
mayor_west 8
Aw. Poor kid.