Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I had a surprise test for Economics. While taking the test, I put my head down so I could think. A while later, I awoke to the whole class turning in their test. I had to turn in my test incomplete. No questions answered, just my name, the date, and a pool of drool. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
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DocBastard 40
I usually wore ear plugs to those types of tests. Everyone around you should have brought nose plugs instead. You obviously needed a butt plug.
goodoldave 17
Damn. At least you didn't Shit your pants.
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Comments (65)
M3DIC4T3 29
We're taking those too, OP. I voted YDI because you shouldn't be falling asleep in the first place, but I also voted FYL because it's not like you had any control over this anyway.
rawr_ily96 24
Well, a lot of test monitors let you sleep, read, draw, whatever, after you finish the test. OP said they had already finished it.
paulbrec 11
Those standardized tests really stink!
rawr_ily96 24
I'm guessing it was the TAKS. You must live in Texas. All Texas high schools are doing TAKS this week. Just be happy you don't have to take STAAR. I've heard from some of the freshmen and sophomores in my school that it's insanely difficult. Good luck on the social studies test on Thursday!
elcieloskyler 5
Yes it was, and thanks i think i did well today, i didnt have gas thankfully O___o (my account that i posted this on tells me im missing verification when i comment or reply so i had to make another one)
hienzburgess 9
that is so embarrassing
dancinwookie 21
Have you ever farted so badly, throughout the night, that your bedroom smelled like ass in the morning?
Ins0mau 20
Because Dancinwookie obviously has. :-p
Viet_fml 9
Damn, that would make me laugh uncontrollably. Haha
Diifab 5
Lmao,this has happened to me to...except mine was pee :(
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
But I'm confused, aren't you allowed to leave the room once you're finished?
SilentRhapsody 13
No, standardized tests don't allow that. They don't even let you read in between the different sections of standardized tests anymore.
stevothedevo 25
Damn What did you eat for lunch?
TDWPForDayz 9
How did you not wake up with the air smelling so horrible?