Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Y'all better run
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML
Oh, hi Sharon!
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Rude awakening
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Creepypasta
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
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bessiemay01 5
Inform her you now have a restraining order.
fieldhockeygal97 19
Restraining order against that crazy bitch!
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jasmine2301 25
Did she break into your house and stab your hamster?
taziiscool 5
With a fork. =)
taziiscool 5
With a fork
iAlissa 34
Thanks for reiterating that, 46
Norja 33
That's one of the many problems in that country. Any psycho can own a gun.
cjlerch 29
Luckily, they can't own an assault rifle, though. Quite frankly, they should do those same checks and tests for people looking to buy a pistol, too...
gracehi 33
Any psycho can get a gun in just about any country if they try hard enough, and if they can't, then they can find another way to kill people. People were being murdered long before guns were invented. If OP had contacted the police when she threatened his life, she likely wouldn't have been able to get a gun, and if she had been able to a gun anyway, it would have been due to a failure in the background check, not the second amendment. And because anybody can get a gun, OP will be more easily able to defend himself should she attack him, be it with a baseball bat, a knife, or a gun. That is, if he's smart enough to get one himself.
Futacy 30
#24- Getting a gun to defend yourself from people who have guns? I just want you to think about that for a second. And also, just remember that there are more accidental false alarm shootings than there are self-defense shootings, and a lot of those are nearly identical to the Zimmerman case, so OP getting a gun to protect himself from someone else with a gun isn't such a good idea. If we make sure that crazy people can't get guns (mental health checks) and create a registry to stomp out straw dealing, then it wouldn't be so easy for psycho's to get guns (like in canada, UK, Japan, Aussieland, and just about every other country that's doing better than us).
Laxinitup 18
Like the US is the only country with problems.... I am not trying to be rude but you should learn more about a topic before making generalizations. You sound like you think in the US a person can walk down to a local market, buy a gun and then take it home immediately which is far from true. Yes, the system isn't perfect but the majority of people that buy guns legally in the US do not use them to commit crimes. Also, just because you buy a gun does not mean you can legally carry it in public. You have to go through another, more in depth process to get a conceal carry license. The best thing for the OP to do is to file a restraining order against her noting the threats and that she said she has a conceal carry permit which is making him fear for his life. If she does have a conceal carry permit then it should be suspended or revoked for making threats against someone.
BriCx 8
38, I think you replied under the wrong comment...
BriCx 8
And FWI if you would actually read, you would see that OP does in fact live in the US...
cjlerch 29
Restraining Order, than get a Concealed Carry permit too. Oh, and for when she finds out about the restraining order, you might want a bulletproof vest, too.
hienzburgess 9
just tell her that you're getting married.
Futacy 30
So she can stalk his "fiancee" or whoever she thinks is his fiancee?
BriCx 8
Or it could provoke her enough to actually attack him.
ohmandapants 17
...And die?!?!!!! That is the worst idea I have ever heard. If you're going to offer OP solutions, I'd say discreetly moving far far away is a good one...
JRT1393 13
That's a terrible idea
spluver0005 17
Umm calling the police may be a good idea right about now
jw90 18
Hire body guards to watch your house at night and tail you around incase she tries anything.
CocaColaPepsi 13
ya because everyone can afford to hire a bunch of bodyguards to watch them...
lastbutnotleast 3
move out of Dodge!
Beepbeep7 14
Make a report with the police for harassment.If she continues,you can issue a warrant against her.Also file a restraining order.If she comes within 500 feet she can be arrested for that as well.
jessBeAqueen 13
time to move and change your identity. I hear guams nice this of year
Finest872 5
I'm a carry concealed owner and all I can say is report her to your local pd, and have proof of the threats because she will lose her ccw quick.