Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
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Top comments
bessiemay01 5
Inform her you now have a restraining order.
fieldhockeygal97 19
Restraining order against that crazy bitch!
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Comments (158)
gc327072 31
60- that'll show those Dinglebergs!
rock_stud 9
I recommend getting a rifle, so you can see her coming from a mile away
biologymajor1992 7
so... can just about anybody get a gun permit? I would think documented cases of you making threats against someone's life should immediately disqualify you from getting such a permit...
MsMurphy8613 12
Anyone can apply for a concealed carry permit but after you apply you have to pass a background check. If there is nothing documented about her making threats it won't show up on the background check.
BriCx 8
I know, 60. I never argued with it; I only said it was bullshit because a lot of times even when they can prove the threats are legit, they still don't act. Sometimes it's too late when they do.
junkman6 22
That and if you're a guy reporting a woman the cops will laugh at you. Both times I tried to report my crazy ass ex for pulling a knife on me they just shrugged me off. It wasn't until I ended up in the hospital getting stitches on my forearms that they did any ******* thing.
Chazzzor 10
So stay the hell away from her!
Joedbag 8
report it to whoever issues gun licenses in your state...
jh921971 10
If she threatened to kill you it's assault and you can press charges.
Treveyon56 14
And that's what is wrong with cops. When it's a woman reporting a man that usually doing something then, but when it's a guy reporting a woman sometimes it's far too late before cops decide to do anything.
S4N 5
Call the police?