Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
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bessiemay01 5
Inform her you now have a restraining order.
fieldhockeygal97 19
Restraining order against that crazy bitch!
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Comments (158)
perdix 31
Two death threats and she informed you of her permit? Sounds like she's giving you a sporting chance.
Sweetpea22 14
Get your own CCP or move.
LissaMccracken 23
I would have gotten a restraining order the first time my life was threatened...
NessaMae 19
Right. Especially if she's crazy enough to do it.
NessaMae 19
If you're being threatened I'd definitely put a restraining order on her and call the police. What is with people sometimes? Do you really have to go ******* nuts over someone? It's called give yourself time, get over it, then move on. Good luck and be careful OP.
Anyb0dyTh 8
Why is this posted on FML?!!! Call the police!
Ready2Rebel 4
Call the police and tell them about the threats, get a restraining order and get the cops to watch out for her. That's what I'd do, best of luck with your psycho ex :/
Cujo3269 9
If you can prove the threats and get a restraining order against her she'll lose her permit and won't be able to keep her gun
jsc9306 14
Yikes! Time for you to move far away!
BriCx 8
Police won't do anything unless she actually attempts to harm him. It's bull shit but unfortunately that's how they work :/.
olpally 33
Call the police and tell them your life is in immediate danger! Don't come here! Haha