Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
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Top comments
bessiemay01 5
Inform her you now have a restraining order.
fieldhockeygal97 19
Restraining order against that crazy bitch!
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Comments (158)
hggtre 15
Get a restraining order so she can't legally go near you
magickiss87 22
I'd be heading to the police station and finding out about an order of protection and making them aware of her threats and the fact she has access to weapon legally now. If she's been hospitalized for psychiatric issues, I believe it's against the law for her to have a permit (depends on state and local law). Hope she's found a new fixation and left you alone by now, Op!
cherokeecutie 13
Forget a restraining order, get an Order of Protection
itasgnr 4
talk to the sherif. they can revoke it if you have any proof like text messages or emails.
Shreyan Dwivedi 21
A woman after your heart, one way or another lol