Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
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Top comments
bessiemay01 5
Inform her you now have a restraining order.
fieldhockeygal97 19
Restraining order against that crazy bitch!
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Comments (158)
sammyjanette 17
What an idiot! Why would you commit a murder with a weapon that is registered in your name? Call the police, and try to see if you can record her saying these crazy things as evidence.
BriCx 8
I think she's just trying to scare him, personally. But I think he should get a restraining order regardless. Sometimes crazy people don't care about getting caught.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
I can't believe shes crazy enough to get a firearm permit...
perdix 31
If she kills you, she'll most likely kill herself, too, so you two can "be together', so it's not like she'll be getting away with it. That's a plus.
LadyGunslinger 5
Worst silver lining ever, haha.
Odb75 5
Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before on him....
jdreiner 11
Man up and take care of business.
mzhaze 22
run! O.O
kyu_Q 19
well you should still call so that it's on record that she did. So if anything were to happen to you she would be a suspect. or if you were to say shot get with your own concealed a self defense plea would stand up in court
Telefonmast 7
Get an Open Carry permit.
reymon8823 24
Restraining order and moving out of your city are a start
himwiththeface 17
im entirely pro CC but damn dude...run