Norja

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  • 37 years old
  • Monday 19 August 1985
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About Norja
I hate everyone equally
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Norja's FML badges

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in

  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    35%

  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    84%

  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    29%

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    58%

  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%

  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    61%
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Norja's favorite FMLs

creepermagnet tells us more.

creepermagnet 0

Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home would be fine. He took me home and I called him and told him I never wanted to see him again. For half an hour, he tried to convince me to see him again, but I eventually just hung up. For a month or so he called me every day but I didn't answer. Finally, I grew tired of this and I answered the phone. I told him he was really scaring me and he needed to stop trying to contact me. He told me, "I was falling in love with you but they all laughed at me!" (Mind you, I do not know who "they" are. Nor do I wish to know). I told him I was very sorry, but he had to stop calling me or I would contact the police. He then said to me, "Where is the darkness??? Why do you paint me as a demon when I just want to show you the light???" I haven't spoken to him since.

Koizumiii tells us more.

Koizumiii 23

I was speechless for a few seconds and just kind of stared at her, then grabbed my hair and pulled it out of her mouth and decided to stand instead. Then I took a shower! I would have said something to her but she was about 80 and from Asia, didn't really know English too well

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