By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
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thedell3030 21

I hope you called the police and everything worked out, OP!

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thedell3030 21

I hope you called the police and everything worked out, OP!

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noparlpf 13

Not likely. My downstairs neighbor broke into my apartment two weeks ago while I was in bed, started throwing around furniture (including my computer desk) and shouting he was going to kill me. The police came and made a show of processing the scene, but a week later they told me straight out they have more important things to do than serve warrants for breaking&entering and assault.

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nickie_94 18

Omg! I hope the police got there fast!

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moo77_fml 20

What is wrong with people!!! Restraining order is a must have in this case .. Hope you're ok OP

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stormy0307 16

Restraining orders are just a piece of paper that keep the honest honest. If they are willing to bust down a door, they already face at least breaking and entering, trespassing or vandalism. Violating a piece of paper that says no won't stop them. A gun on the other hand will once they break down that door.

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Martnikk 15

It makes their punishment worse so having it helps

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sweetbliss3 37

hopefully you had your gun ready for when he stepped through the door.

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skalavecci462 13

you do know that it could be a woman as well, right? if it was said to be a woman breaking in, everyone would say, "She can't hurt him or anything.," but if it's a man breaking in, feminists jump all over it screeching, "THAT ASSHOLE NEEDS TO DIE. CIS MALE SCUM!"

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becca1998 22

Yea maybe get a restraining order....or move far away from their psycho ass

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engineerosaurus 26

Restraining order, a taser and a large-gauge shotgun.

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CharismaGeek 19

What the **** would her reason be? Get over that person because it obviously didn't work out. Simple as that. :/

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countryb_cth 38

It's simple to any sane person but I highly doubt OP's ex was thinking rationally at that point in time.

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roxyroller20 15

OP never specified their ex's gender :/

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Tripartita 44

Like any respectable psycho ex, she's probably just trying to ensure you get your New Year's kiss and that she get a few locks of your hair.

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PossiblyInDanger 24

Time to rekindle the romance for a new year, eh?

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